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The Anals of Stock Proctology

Today's Anals Below

Published 5 times per week by the American Academy of Stock Proctology and 
the American Society of Shortsellers
Dr. Stepan N. Stool, A.S.S. Chair


Friday Nite Quickie (4/12/02)

Here's a brief review of Friday's action. The complete weekend edition, including long term charts and commentary will be posted Saturday. 

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It seemed worse because of Turdsday, but the Dow continues to be Mr. Nowhere. In spite of all the carnage in two Big Dogs, the stage managers of the Dow Jokes show have done an admirable job of making things look a helluva lot better than they are. 

Big portfolios took a massive hit this week, and a lot of rich folks ain't quite as rich as they were two weeks ago. Just like the Nifty Fifty of the seventies did not break down badly until the final stages of the bear market in 1974, the Turdy Thirty of the zeros keeps getting pumped up while most investors are losing their asses. I mean, a 5 for 1 reverse split of Ma Bell? Who'd a thunk it?  

A preliminary projection of 9850 for the 10-13 week cycle is still out there, but it could take another month. As long as the cycles are conflicting, the Dow will just sort of slop its way lower, rather than break into a nosedive. Very tough on bears and swing trades of all types, but a lot worse for terminal bulls, who are beaten, worn down, ever so gradually.


Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX) and Sentiment

The VIX closed at  22.09, down from 22.33 Thursday. Low volatility complacency rules, and as long as it does, this down-up-down grind can continue indefinitely. On the inverted scale chart, VIX has finally dropped below the top band, signaling the beginning of a big decline in stock prices. The last short term rally came from the 27-28 area. At the rate we're going it will take weeks to get even there, and a good intermediate rally probably won't come until the index is well above 30.

The 17 day rate of change, a proxy for the 6-7 week cycle, still hasn't turned up, but the 6-7 week cycle oscillator superimposed on the chart has. These signals can be a little early or a little late, but you can count on a bump up from somewhere around here in the next week. It's doubtful that Friday was the start since there's no confirmation from momentum. 

The 29 day rate of change, representing the 10-13 week cycle, is now definitely heading down, breaking out of the top pattern it's been in for weeks. This should limit any upturn in the 6-7 week cycle.

The blue channel lines are the extension of a linear regression channel from the February and May 2001 highs. 


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The 5-6 month and 10-13 week cycle indicators are still weakening from low starting levels. This normally suggests extended, severe weakness. So far the severe part hasn't materialized. The Chinese water torture decline is likely to continue.


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After falling below the 61.8% retracement level of the February March rally, the SPX bounced right back to it. The next level up is at 1120, a 23.6% retracement of the recent decline. 


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The Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M) for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly misreadings of the market.

SPX Cycle Conditions as of 4/12/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6 Month

Down

950-1000p

10-13 Week

Down/5-20 

1076

6-7 Week

Down-Bottom/0

1100

20-25 Days

Down/4-9

1090

8,13 Day

Bottom-Up/0

1100-1105

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


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The 10-13 week cycle is early in a downturn, with the 5-6 month cycle in a weak up phase, the quintessential SWUP, or sideways up phase. The indicator keeps flirting with a breakdown, but positive cyclicality is still just strong enough to prevent it. The 6-7 week cycle looks like it wants to rally from here, but it won't get very far considering the weakness in longer cycles and the relative stinginess of the Feed


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Heading down, 1699 is a 100% retracement of the February-March rally. The first upside retracement level is 1777.


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Nasdaq Cycle Conditions as of 4/12/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6 Month

Down/3-4M

1475p

10-13 Week

Down/15-30

1630p

6-7 Week

Down-Bottom/0-1

1675-1725

20-25 Days

?/?

??

8,13 Day

SWU/4?

1785?

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Sucktor Watch-

Sucktor Watch will be covered in the weekend edition to be posted Saturday.

Dirty Dirty SOX

Is this the beginning of a very early downturn in the 6 month spin cycle for the dirty dirty SOX? There are hopeful signs but the group remains dangerous for shorts. Where's the darn SOX 4 and 6 week cycle low? Perhaps  right on the 6 month trendline. Too many shorts are fodder for the bulls and market makers. If the group can get decisively below that trendline, we'll know the tide has turned, but it should try to shinny up that line for awhile first.

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Stoolwethers

Check back later Saturday for the full weekend edition, including a Stoolwether review.

Golden Stool

Over the next couple days, we may find out just how strong the uptrend in the gold stocks is. 6-7 week momentum is indicating a top. If the indicators remain at high levels, it's safe to conclude that these stocks are trending, and so long as the trend is intact, they can be held. The expectation here is still for a shallow correction like last month, but watch those 10-13 week cycle indicators. If they turn down, it might be best to step aside until the dust clears. It's also entirely possible that the group is getting ready to launch again. Doc continues to be a holder of precious metals funds until he sees clear and unmistakable signs of reversal.


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Long Bong Hit

Long term bond yields have been correcting for a couple of weeks. The moment of truth has arrived, with yields back to the uptrend line. If short cycle oscillators do not turn up with yields beginning to move up off the trendline it could be a sign of severe economic weakness. It's going to be real interesting next week to see what this market tells us as it trades along this line. Bond yields have tended to cycle every 4 to 6 weeks. They're due to turn up. Let's see if they do.

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Uncle Buck's Illness

Every time Uncle Buck looks like he'll finally keel over, he comes back from the dead. Is it time for this up phase to kick into high gear for a couple of weeks. Looking at recent cyclicality, it sure looks that way, but the 119 level may be impregnable. 

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Dr. Stepan N. Stool
Chairman of the Department of Stock Proctology
A.S.S. Endowed Chair
American Society of Shortsellers Endowment
American Academy of Stock Proctology

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