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What They Want You To See,
And What They Don't (2/1/02)
Another wild and woolly week of crazed volatility
ended with a whimper on Friday. Around mid-week, when the market pulled up
from the brink of disaster, we witnessed an amazing transformation. Bulls
turned into wild hyenas. Their hysteria, and refusal to accept reality,
manifested itself in a huge window dressing jam on Wednesday and Thursday.
By Friday, they had nothing left. The Dowager Jones lost just a couple of
points to close at 9907. Considering that the Dow was nearing 9500 on
Wednesday morning, it was pretty amazing. The chart is forming Bulloney
Bullhorn Patterns all over the place. (Scroll down a bit). This is an echo
of the huge Bulloney Bullhorn the Dow made in the major top formation of
1999-2000.
The Dow is really useless as a market indicator
standing alone. It consists of 30 stocks controlled by 3 specialist firms
on the NYSE, LaBranche, Golden Sacks, and FleetEnemaBoston. The lack of
liquidity in the Dow lately is a clear sign that Fleet in particular is
having big problems keeping its crap together. Fleet took it up the you
know what, on Enron, and is now having to deal with the instability
of JPM, and GE. This means huge trouble for the Dow.
You can think of the Dow as what the Wall Street
insiders want the public to see on national TV every night. It's why the
10,000 level is so important. It may mean nothing to us chart boobs, but
to the mass of sheeple out there, the farther this thing falls below
10,000, the less and less control the market insiders are going to have.
The public will simply take their toys and go home. This week's
instability is a sign that things are coming unraveled, that the Big
Three are rapidly losing control over what happens next. True, the 30
Generals staged a miraculous recovery, but the troops are falling farther
and farther behind. The S&P's performance was far weaker than the
Dow's. Eventually the Generals will retreat with their army, and the
public will stampede toward the exit.
We spend a lot of time around here
thinking about the FEED's impact on the stock market,
day to day. But just how impotent is money, in moving the markets. The
bulls have hung their balls on the liquidity argument as their reason for
bullishness. Don't fight the Fed and all that crap. They think it's really
important, and we knows it's impotent!
So how impotent has all that freshly
made moolah been in getting the market to rise? Definitely impotent. But
perhaps it has stiffened the market a bit, but that's all. The chart below
shows monthly percentage changes in M1 and M3 on the right scale,
and the monthly close of the Portfolio Sphincters 500 Index on the left.
The Feed has greatest impact over M1, the blue line. Fannie and Freddie,
through their unlimited ability to create mortgage credit, which gets
recycled through money market funds have the greatest impact on M3.
Looking at M,1 the FEED clearly
panicked following September 11. Then they lost the handle. It now looks
like they have completely lost control of a monetary system careening
wildly from one extreme to another. The Fed's panic bought them next to
nothing in terms of stock prices. The question is, where the hell is all
that money going? Answer, the black hole of the derivatives market
implosion. It sure isn't helping the stock market. The FEED can pump all
it wants. It won't help stock prices.
Now look at M3. M3 has been cycling
around a 10%-15% rate of growth. But there are signs of trouble. Excluding
the post 9/11 spike, the rate of growth has actually been declining, and
is recently in single digits headed for the big fat zero. The problem here
is that bond investors, worried about inflation risk, and credit risk, are
demanding, and getting higher yields on all kinds of longer term
instruments. That includes mortgage backed securities. As mortgage rates
rise, the level of refi activity declines. It is that refi activity that
has fueled this credit bubble. The Fed is no longer able to
stimulate by lowering interest rates are adding aggressively to the
monetary base. Bond investors will have none of it. The black hole of derivatives
implosion is beginning to destroy money at as fast a rate as it can be
created, regardless of the mechanism. The game is over. The
unwinding of the credit bubble has begun.
SPX Charts
The long term trend is down.
The intermediate cycle has topped out and is headed for the lower band of
the long term wave. This process should last the better part of this year.
Sentiment as gauged by the VIX remains at
levels indicative of a top. The massive 3 month top is beginning to break
down. Momentum is declining, but is still in neutral territory. It can
fall a long way.
Short cycles, less than 7 weeks, have been in
a "dreaded sideways up phase," i.e. a consolidation before a big
drop. Cycle patterns are similar to where the market was in August, only
weaker.
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
Nasdaq is completing a 12-18 month cycle up phase. The last 9 months will
look like a Sunday School picnic, compared to what lies ahead. The move
ahead should be similar to the one from July 2001 to March 2001, and
should lop off two thirds of the Nasdaq's value.
The short
cycle is just beginning to top out. Prices remain at the top of the long
term wave band. Intermediate waves are only beginning to roll over. The
breakdown lies ahead.
Walmart
's weekly chart gives a better perspective of what this stock is up
against. That breakout last week should fail. But portfolio sphincters
with nowhere to run may try to hide here for a few more weeks. Keep an eye
on this. If it starts to crack, you know the market is finished.
GE's the
most widely praised, widely loved, widely held, institutional darling. One
look at this chart will tell you that it's going to be responsible for extraordinary
wealth destruction, since everybody owns a mountain of it. But it's such a
slow mover, nobody will notice the trouble it's causing until after it's
over. Look for 25 by the third quarter. Maybe worse, depending on how bad
things get.
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