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the American Society of Shortsellers
Dr. Stepan N. Stool, A.S.S. Chair

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American Academy of Stock Proctology

December 30, 2001



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What They Want You To See, And What They Don't (2/1/02)

Another wild and woolly week of crazed volatility ended with a whimper on Friday. Around mid-week, when the market pulled up from the brink of disaster, we witnessed an amazing transformation. Bulls turned into wild hyenas. Their hysteria, and refusal to accept reality, manifested itself in a huge window dressing jam on Wednesday and Thursday. By Friday, they had nothing left. The Dowager Jones lost just a couple of points to close at 9907. Considering that the Dow was nearing 9500 on Wednesday morning, it was pretty amazing. The chart is forming Bulloney Bullhorn Patterns all over the place. (Scroll down a bit). This is an echo of the huge Bulloney Bullhorn the Dow made in the major top formation of 1999-2000. 

The Dow is really useless as a market indicator standing alone. It consists of 30 stocks controlled by 3 specialist firms on the NYSE, LaBranche, Golden Sacks, and FleetEnemaBoston. The lack of liquidity in the Dow lately is a clear sign that Fleet in particular is having big problems keeping its crap together. Fleet took it up the you know what, on Enron,  and is now having to deal with the instability of JPM, and GE. This means huge trouble for the Dow.

You can think of the Dow as what the Wall Street insiders want the public to see on national TV every night. It's why the 10,000 level is so important. It may mean nothing to us chart boobs, but to the mass of sheeple out there, the farther this thing falls below 10,000, the less and less control the market insiders are going to have. The public will simply take their toys and go home. This week's instability is a sign that  things are coming unraveled, that the Big Three are rapidly losing control over what happens next. True, the 30 Generals staged a miraculous recovery, but  the troops are falling farther and farther behind. The S&P's performance was far weaker than the Dow's. Eventually the Generals will retreat with their army, and the public will stampede toward the exit.

We spend a lot of time around here thinking about the FEED's impact on the stock market, day to day. But just how impotent is money, in moving the markets. The bulls have hung their balls on the liquidity argument as their reason for bullishness. Don't fight the Fed and all that crap. They think it's really important, and we knows it's impotent! 

So how impotent has all that freshly made moolah been in getting the market to rise? Definitely impotent. But perhaps it has stiffened the market a bit, but that's all. The chart below shows monthly percentage changes  in M1 and M3 on the right scale, and the monthly close of the Portfolio Sphincters 500 Index on the left. The Feed has greatest impact over M1, the blue line. Fannie and Freddie, through their unlimited ability to create mortgage credit, which gets recycled through money market funds have the greatest impact on M3.

Looking at M,1 the FEED clearly panicked following September 11. Then they lost the handle. It now looks like they have completely lost control of a monetary system careening wildly from one extreme to another. The Fed's panic bought them next to nothing in terms of stock prices. The question is, where the hell is all that money going? Answer, the black hole of the derivatives market implosion. It sure isn't helping the stock market. The FEED can pump all it wants. It won't help stock prices.

Now look at M3. M3 has been cycling around a 10%-15% rate of growth. But there are signs of trouble. Excluding the post 9/11 spike, the rate of growth has actually been declining, and is recently in single digits headed for the big fat zero. The problem here is that bond investors, worried about inflation risk, and credit risk, are demanding, and getting higher yields on all kinds of longer term instruments. That includes mortgage backed securities. As mortgage rates rise, the level of refi activity declines. It is that refi activity that has fueled this credit bubble. The Fed is no longer able to stimulate  by lowering interest rates are adding aggressively to the monetary base. Bond investors will have none of it. The black hole of derivatives implosion is beginning to destroy money at as fast a rate as it can be created, regardless of the mechanism.  The game is over. The unwinding of the credit bubble has begun. 


SPX Charts

The long term trend is down. The intermediate cycle has topped out and is headed for the lower band of the long term wave. This process should last the better part of this year.


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Sentiment as gauged by the VIX remains at levels indicative of a top. The massive 3 month top is beginning to break down. Momentum is declining, but is still in neutral territory. It can fall a long way.


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Short cycles, less than 7 weeks, have been in a "dreaded sideways up phase," i.e. a consolidation before a big drop. Cycle patterns are similar to where the market was in August, only weaker.


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SPX Cycle Conditions as of 2/1/02

Cycle

Phase

Target

6 Month

Down

950

10-13 Week

Down

1095

6-7 Week

Top

1095

4 Week

SWU

H1135

8,13 Day

Top

???

L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Nasdaq Charts

The Nasdaq is completing a 12-18 month cycle up phase. The last 9 months will look like a Sunday School picnic, compared to what lies ahead. The move ahead should be similar to the one from July 2001 to March 2001, and should lop off two thirds of the Nasdaq's value. 


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The short cycle is just beginning to top out. Prices remain at the top of the long term wave band. Intermediate waves are only beginning to roll over. The breakdown lies ahead.


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Again, this looks a lot like last August. The short cycles are just topping out. The 10-13 week cycle has been in an extremely weak up phase.


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Nasdaq Cycle Conditions as of 2/1/02

Cycle

Phase

Target

6-10 Month

Down

1300p

10-13 Week

Down

1825p

6-7 Week

Top

1810p

4 Week

Top

??

8,13 Day

Down

1820p

L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Golden Stool

The gold stocks look to be in the midst of a powerful breakout.


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Stoolwethers

Walmart 's weekly chart gives a better perspective of what this stock is up against. That breakout last week should fail. But portfolio sphincters with nowhere to run may try to hide here for a few more weeks. Keep an eye on this. If it starts to crack, you know the market is finished. 


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GE's the most widely praised, widely loved, widely held, institutional darling. One look at this chart will tell you that it's going to be responsible for extraordinary wealth destruction, since everybody owns a mountain of it. But it's such a slow mover, nobody will notice the trouble it's causing until after it's over. Look for 25 by the third quarter. Maybe worse, depending on how bad things get. 


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