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It looked for just a little while late Friday
that the Dow was going to give the Finger Formation (as in , "YO!
D'you jus' gimme da finger!?) on the intraday chart. But it was not
to be, as a last minute flurry of short covering saved the day for
the bulls, and for the stage managers of the Dow Jokes Inflatable Average (Thanks
to stoolie Floater for the new name!).
Once again we see the principle of chart height
at work here. In a healthy up market, the Nasty would have the tallest
chart, and the Dow Jokes the shortest. Once again, as you can see, the
stage managers of the Dow Jokes drove the arithmetically weighted average
by stampeding one or two of its highest priced stocks. The DJ has
the tallest chart, while the high octane Nas has a chart that's all
scrunched up. This is stage management by the specialists who control the
Dow, and their portfolio sphincter partners in crime, who are trying to
trick you
into leaving your dwindling assets under their control. True, the
technicalities of the principle of chart height may be difficult to grasp,
but take my word for it, the market is not tall like the Dow. Anyone who
looks at his or her mutual fund prices on a regular basis does not feel
tall.
The Dow has been in an up phase for 17
days. That's about the shelf life for these things in this market. This
"up" has manifest as a
trading range, aka the "dreaded sideways up phase."
They're dreaded because they are typically followed by a plunge,
in this case probably below the neckline of a good looking
head and shoulders. The stage managers know that a lot is at stake
here. They know that once the Dow drops below 9500, the dumping will
begin in earnest.
In the ongoing exercise of
reviewing daily poodit commentary in one big pile, where it belongs, here
is today's poodit wisdom. Pay attention to the subtle
difference between remarks coming from the buy side of the Street, and the
sell side. [Dr. Stool's comments in brackets]
Buy Side Poodits
Portfolio Sphincters
"The unfortunate thing
for the bull case right now is that the economy is probably out of
recession, but now this accounting cloud is really holding things back,''
said Nat Paull, portfolio manager at New Amsterdam Partners. [Oops,
double dip coming. Earnings, what earnings?]
Jeffrey Kleintop, chief
investment advisor at PNC Advisors- ``Investors are just going to be
content to sit on the sidelines.' [I'm out of cash.]
If history is any guide, the S&P 500 will test the area around 1,069,
giving up about half of the gains it made from three-year lows hit on
Sept. 21 to the recent highs of early January." [Wonder
which history he's looking at?]
There's a negative sentiment and anything negative
... in the accounting area could knock the market down,'' said David
Dreman, chairman and chief investment officer of Dreman Value Management,
which oversees about $7.5 billion. ``Even if the economic news is only
slightly less favorable than expected or slightly under estimates, that
could have dampening effect.'' [Even if the news is good.]
Sell Side Poodits
Strat-ego-ists
"Balance sheets are probably going to look a
lot worse than people think,'' David Bowers, chief global strategist at
Merrill Lynch & Co., said in an interview. [What the hell's
the matter with him? He told the truth.]
It's
hard to make money in this kind of environment," remarked Barry
Hyman, chief investment strategist at Ehrenkrantz King Nussbaum.
"Next week will be a key one to see whether the market has the
ability to focus on the economic picture. If the market shows that
ability, it'll be able to stabilize," he added. [He's
worried the news will be good, but that the market might drop anyway.]
"The market's confusion is reflected in the
day's volatility. It's schizophrenic. It's a constant tug-of-war between
the improving economy and balance sheet and valuation worries," said
Peter Boockvar, equity strategist at Miller, Tabak & Co. [Oh, sure,
that's what the day traders are worried about all right. It's
nervous short covering running into overhead supply, you moron.]
"It's shaping up to be one of those years
when the most important thing will be what you don't do rather than what
you do [do]," observed Frank Gretz, chief strategist at Shields &
Co. What seems extremely clear is that you don't want to be in tech.
Stocks that lead in one cycle simply don't come back to lead in the next.
And the bigger the boom or bubble, the bigger and longer the bust. Had you
bought Coca-Cola at the end of 1972 -- one of the 'nifty-fifty' -- you
wouldn't have gotten your money back until 1985. And unlike today's tech
stocks, Coke back then increased its earnings every year. [Oops, he's
one of us. How'd he get in there?]
``The real question is: Is it sustainable? And,
the answer is, no,'' said Hugh Johnson, chief investment officer at First
Albany Corp. [Give a big hand to that Huge Johnson! He's great with the
sound bites. AND, he's back on our team. Switch hitter.]
Technical Analcysts
``Folks are just saying, `The heck with it. Why
should I watch things go down any further?,'' said Richard A. Dickson,
technical analyst for Hilliard Lyons in Louisville, Ky. [So I'll just
close my eyes and not look.]
"In a nutshell, you have a market that's
still overvalued relative to earnings. On top of that, investors feel they
can't trust those earnings. So why would investors want to buy
stocks?" said Charles Comer, technical strategist at IDEAglobal.
[Yeah, that's it in a nutshell. Now go back to your charts! ].
Others
NYSE Specialist
"You could make a case for the bull and the bear," Peter
Mancuso, a New York Stock Exchange specialist with Performance Specialist
Group [Ayyy! I ain't carryin' nuttin' overnight!]
Summary
There you have it.
Friday was the day for truth telling. The froth of just a few weeks
ago is gone that's for sure. We're in the reality stage now, a suddenly
the chorus that said the accounting issues were just a passing phase has
been silenced. But there's very little outright bearishness. Gloomy, yes.
They spent months plowing every penny that had into stocks, and now
they're beginning to wake up to the fact that they screwed up again.
That's the process that converts buyers to holders. But sentiment will
become a lot more pessimistic in the weeks ahead, and eventually those
holders will become sellers.
The FOMC under FBI* Director Al Greenspew,
was active last week, adding $8.3 billion to holdings of
repurchase agreements and $2.3 billion to government securities held
outright, for a net cash infusion of $10.6 billion to the banking system
and the markets. You would have never known it from the behavior of stock
prices. *Financial Bubble Inc.
Over the next 15 days the
Fed will need to replace $58 billion in loans and repos coming due. Let's say that's $28 billion per week, plus some pocket
change to maintain the targeted growth rate. Seems they are targeting
growth of about 1% per month in the monetary base. And we thought the
Fed's job was to fight inflation! Not this time. Anything
substantially more than $28 billion and some pocket change means the Fed
is jamming. However, they've been jamming since last April, and it hasn't
done
a helluva lot. We must admit it probably has prevented one or
more horrendous crashes in the market. Now, however, the patient is beginning
to reject the transfusions.
The Fed has direct control over
the Adjusted Monetary base. They are moving it up at a trend growth rate
of about 12% annually. Policy has been aggressively inflationary since
April of last year. That's when the real feeding began.
Contrary to poopular opinion,
the Fed has a lot less control over M1. There are signs here that
the Al and the gang are having trouble overcoming the credit crunch in commercial
lending. If this baby isn't growing, make no mistake, we should be looking
for a stock market collapse to go hand in hand..
The Fed has virtually no
influence over M3. M3 is governed by the GSE's, Fannie, Freddie, and the
FHLMC. (If you are not reading the Credit
Bubble Bulletin, start!) The unlimited power to create credit results
in an ongoing credit bubble, primarily driving and, in turn, driven by, the residential housing
market. All that's required are borrowers ready, willing, and able to buy
up, and/or take cash out of equity via refinancing. So the mortgage credit
bubble looks like the chart below, and it is the only thing keeping the
world economy and financial markets from crashing into oblivion. The
bubble shifted into a higher gear in late 1999, and then again late in
2000. It now stands on the cusp of either reaccelerating or slowing.
There are ominous signs that the bubble is
ending. Median home sales prices have stopped growing. As of year end
2001, the latest available data, prices are at virtually the same level
they were in June. And last week the Mortgage bankers Association had this
to say about mortgage applications, the lifeblood of this bubble.
"The market composite
index of mortgage loan applications-a measure of loan purchases
and refinances-for the week ending February 15 decreased 8.8 percent
to 530.5 on a seasonally adjusted basis from 581.7 the previous week,
according to the Weekly Mortgage Applications Survey of the Mortgage
Bankers Association of America (MBA), which was released today. On an
unadjusted basis, the application index decreased 6.9 percent and
was down 8.0 percent compared to the same week a year earlier.
This is in spite of the fact that mortgage
rates remain near multi year lows. These are ominous signs.
Meanwhile, the credit bubble and Fed feeding are
not helping the stock markets much at all, small cap or large. To put it
bluntly, those who argue that you should buy stocks because of the Fed
easing, i.e. "Don't fight the Fed," are
full of crap. Admittedly, they did get a small cap bubble out of the
monetary explosion following September 11, but the Russell 2000 is in the
process of unwinding that bubble, and it remains within its longer term
downtrend path.
The Portfolio Sphincters Index
is actually below where it was when the Fed began panicking in April of
2001. The trend is alive and well, and the principle of regression to the
mean lives, as well. I don't see a bull market here. Do you see a bull
market here?
Finally, I want to pass on this little chart from
the ECRI.
All the Feeding has worked it's way through
the system, and we are at the top of the greatest credit bubble in the
history of the world. What do we have to show for it? And what, pry tell can the Fed do for an encore?
SPX Charts
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed Friday at 24.89, still indicating the
relative complacency typical of the early stages of a downtrend. The
picture remains remarkably like last summer. Momentum is terrible, and
has room to get a LOT worse. No two periods are exactly alike, but from a
cyclic perspective the market is about where it was last August, with
sentiment and momentum are at virtually identical levels. Freaky,
huh?
The index is resting on a projection of the
lower secular trend cycle band on the weekly chart. We still don't know
what the ultimate slope of that will be. One more test of the lower
channel of the 4 year cycle band (green) would be needed before that is
determined. One thing is certain. The next cyclical bull, whenever
it may come around, will not reach the levels of the last one. But
it should be good for a trade.
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 2/22/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Down/1-4M
925
10-13
Week
Down/1-4W
1050
6-7
Week
SWU/4-9
???
20-25
Days
Top/7-12
??
8,13
Day
Down/2-5
1060
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
weekly chart shows the Nas still in the upper quarter of its downtrend
channel, with an intermediate low at least a month away. A lot of damage
can be done in a month. The weakest part of the intermediate cycle is the
last few weeks, with downside momentum likely to increase dramatically.
The
Nas is trending in a tight range. If the last 5 weeks were a short term
cycle up phase, as indicated by the short cycle oscillator, I can't wait
to see the down
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Getting
Sentimental
A number
of bears have expressed concern about high readings in the put/call ratio,
which they fear indicates there's too much fear in the market. Typical!
Fearful bears fearing too much fear! Let me puts your mind at ease about
all the puts volume. Sentiment is all about trends and cycles. The mood
swings of the crowd are what cycles are all about. The chart below
illustrates the point elegantly. It's a little tricky because the put call
ratio runs inversely to the direction of stock prices.
The put
call is notoriously volatile on a daily basis. But if you run the 17 and
28 day moving averages, which Dr. Stool likes because they approximate
half the span of the 6-7 and 10-13 week swing cycles, the cyclicality
becomes evident. The chart also illustrates that sentiment follows the
trend. What is extreme? Extremes shift with the market trend, and
you CANNOT know what is extreme, until after the market reverses. A market
may look extreme (Dover Sole) and the bottom may only be 3 days in the
future, but a market in a vertical dive will wipe out your account in 3
days. In this case, traders looking for a bottom because the put call is
above 1.0 on any given day are going to be very disappointed, as this phase
appears to have at least a month to six weeks to run.
Golden
Stool
A
couple of months of consolidation would be normal as gold enters an
intermediate cycle down phase in the early stages of a bull market.
This is
interesting. The weekly chart of the 10 Year Treasury Yield shows yields
in an intermediate down phase, near the low of the secular trend
channel. Over the weekend the Treasury announced an enormous sale of 2
year notes. Let's see what that does. This pullback in yields could end at
any time. But for now, they continue to track with the stock market.
Ring-around-the-rosie continues.
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