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Sallie
Borked Me (
3/25/02)
What do the
following 6 stocks have in common? AMAT, KLAC, LRCX,
NVLS, TER, and MYK? Yep, they're all semiconductor equipment stocks.
And they're all big movers for sure. And you may also know that they were
borked Monday morning by Salomon Smith Borkedme. But did you know that
while all 6 opened strong, 5 of the 6 closed down, and that 4 closed down
big. Anybody who bought those five stocks on the open, following the
recommendation is in a world of hurt. And Doc is sure that you
didn't know, but could have guessed, that Sallie Smith Borked Me is a
designated Nasdaq market maker in 5 of those six stocks. Sallie, most
assuredly did quite well Monday morning.
Now get this. The
one stock that closed up was MYK. It closed up 6%. It's the only one that
Sallie Smith Borkedme does not make a market in. Heck, why bother? It
trades an average of 200,000 shares a day, and has only 39 million shares
outstanding. Hmmm, you don't suppose that Sallie might have accumulated
some of that stock in the days leading up to the bork, in anticipation of
just such an event. After all, they wouldn't expect a stock with an
average volume of 200,000 shares to move much when, first thing Monday
morning it gets pumped on all the infomercials. My guess is that
Sallie did real well for herself on that 6% move. Not bad for half a day's
work, and not too difficult either, when you know what's coming.
Did you ever ask
yourself why, when the borkers bork a whole industry group, it's always a group
with a real high beta? And it's always the stocks the borker makes a
market in, with rare exceptions like the one above. This stuff should be
criminal, and these people should be in jail for stealing from their
customers. But, this is the foundation of capitalism. Borking is what
stock borkers do. They are in the stock distribution business. What better
way to distribute stock than by a tout from an analcyst shill. Time
honored, tried and true. And the financial media never even raise an
eyebrow, because they are owned, lock, stock, and barrel by the criminals
who commit these crimes. For a few hundred million in advertising revenue,
you'd bend over too. More on the bork, below.
Chart Powered by METASTOCK (Sorry about the bull.) The market
showed its lack of real demand on Monday, as the short squeeze which drove
prices higher in early March has driven most bears to the poorhouse. It
will be a long time before many have the will or the ability to build
major short positions again. Without that demand, the market will simply
begin to slide day after day. After all, the Street is fully invested.
They are so wildly bullish, watching them on proctovision is like watching
the ravings of madmen. Howdy Doody Bollinger, he of those dumbass lumpy
bands that have no forecasting value whatsoever, went so far as to
pull out the Coppock indicator to prove that now is the time to accumulate
stocks. Once again, let's use an indicator that's never been tested
through a secular bear market to tell us that we should buy stocks for the
"very long term." What the hell is the matter with these people?
They are all back to buy and hold already?
And the nonsense
that is being spewed about the rate at which earnings will grow is just
mind boggling. It's simply a matter of the wish being father to the dream.
These people are in denial and hallucinating. But they all feel safe,
because virtually everybody on the Street is doing and saying the same
thing. Well guess what? They're all wrong. As the Dow chart shows, the
stage managers are lowering the curtain. The first intermission will be at
10,000. Where the final act will take place it's way too early to tell.
Suffice to say, it will be a lot lower.
Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX) Charts
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 20.48, up from Friday's 19.62, the lowest
level since August 31, 2000. The SPX dropped 15% in the 6 weeks following
that reading. However, that was after the index stayed below 20 with the market churning
for 2 weeks. The question is, can we rely on that precedent?
The indicator has only "worked" for four years. Four years is not much history. Prior to that the
VIX was
consistently below 20, during the bubble. But Monday was a start in
the right direction.
Price, and price based indicators are always the final
arbiter. We see negative divergences on the charts going back months. If
the market turns
down before the divergences
are resolved, these rallies have been nothing more distribution. That is
Wall Street's business, and they are masters of it. Resistance at 1175
held several times, and the 17 day rate of change turned down,
signaling a probable reversal. When the 28 day rate of change follows, a
downturn in the 10-13 week cycle will be confirmed, and the rout will be on. It
sure looks like Monday was the day.
Wall Street thinks that the
market is in a bull market correction. Looking at the linear regression
channel going back to the January 2001 high gives a different impression.
By any standard of technical analysis, the broadest of the most widely
followed market averages has never passed the test of being in a bull
market. Do not be taken in by Wall Street's Big Lie, no matter how many
times they repeat it.
Intermediate cycle indicators
on the daily chart have begun to turn down at relatively low levels. A downturn
from these levels normally indicates severe weakness ahead. The 1 year cycle up phase
has been under way since the September
2001 lows, and is now completing a second top. This is not a new up cycle. It
is a mature one, and the February-March rally was an exhaustion blowoff
driven by short covering.
The top building process usually takes weeks. This one has been under way
for 3 weeks. Time is now on the side of the bears.
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 3/25/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Top
950-1000p
10-13
Week
Down/22-40
Too
early
6-7
Week
Down/9-14
1110p
20-25
Days
Down/0-4
1125
8,13
Day
Down/0
1110
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasgap
Charts
The
six month cycle oscillator on the Nas remains weak in
negative territory, and precariously close to a sell signal. This indicates an extremely weak up phase,
and it will be a precursor to complete collapse if the indicator turns
down without further improvement from here.
As
we all know, the act of borking is what happens when a borkerage firm
analcyst shill pumps a stock after the borkerage's trading arm has
accumulated a ton of it, either by design, or by accident. Invariably, the
borking itself causes the stock to top out, because everybody who had even
the slightest inkling to buy the stock, panics, and they all jump in all
at once. Goodbye, pent up demand, if there even was any. The result
is always the same. You get screwed, or borked, because the guy managing
your retirement finds is either too stupid to know better, or he does and
doesn't give a crap, because, after all, it ain't his money!
Doc
will check back on these borkings every so often to illustrate the
aftermath. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, stock borking is what borkers
do. It's their business. Accumulate inventory, mark it up and move it out,
just like any other retailer or wholesaler. They make money the old
fashioned way, advertising, PR, and salesmanship!
Which
brings up a thought, perhaps the greatest borking of all time was when the
NYSE's third largest specialist firm, Meehan, managed to bork itself to
the dumbasses at FleetBoston at the top of the bull market! The deal was
negotiated in late 1999 early 2000, and closed in July 2000. Now that was
a borking for the ages!
Here we have a chart of
Sallie Smith Borked Me's borking of AMAT. Am I not mistaken, or did they
bork this just below a major resistance level, and with signs of
distribution abounding on the chart? If you don't think the borkers are
aware of the technical position of a stock, think again. I will be very
surprised if this stock doesn't tank in the weeks ahead. Why else would
Sallie want to get rid of it? We'll keep track of this borking, and
expose it for what it is, a fraud on the investing public, willfully
joined by the portfolio sphincters who are frittering away your retirement
funds. They buy this stuff knowing full well that it is overpriced,
because a research recommendation by Sallie's whorehouse gives the
sphincter cover for his incompetence. It's called blame shifting, an art
form at which Wall Street is the master practitioner. It's not my fault.
Sallie made me do it!
Bond yields
may be ready to pause, but the uptrend is solid. No significant pullbacks
in sight. I expect a breakout above 5.50 within weeks. But, I will yell
loud, if the picture starts to change.
the time has come for Uncle Buck's illness to
go into remission. But it doesn't look like he can mount much of a rally.
If he can't pop 118.50, he'll die.
Dr. Stepan N. Stool
Chairman of the Department of Stock Proctology
A.S.S. Endowed Chair
American Society of Shortsellers Endowment
American Academy of Stock Proctology
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