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The Anals of Stock Proctology

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Published 5 times per week by the American Academy of Stock Proctology and 
the American Society of Shortsellers
Dr. Stepan N. Stool, A.S.S. Chair

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10 Minute Bar Charts 3/14/02

Dow Jokes Inflatables 


Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX)

Nasgap

 
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The Box ( 3/14/02)

Is the rally over? The early signs are there, but a day like Thursday, where the market barely budges doesn't tell us much. If Doc is right that the rally was an anomaly, a short covering blowoff at the top of a one year cycle up phase, then it is likely that short and intermediate momentum and cycle indicators will trail price at the turn. But it is also true that if the signals are late, the downside move should be lengthy and deep. Late sell signals tend to mean that bigger waves are heading down. As intermediate waves get back in synch with the long term down trend, stock prices can decline for weeks on end with little respite. And that thousand point down day may yet be lurking.

Given the exhaustion of demand that probably resulted from last weeks buying orgy, that's exactly what Dr. Stool expects. Lest anyone doubt, Doc still believes that stock price performance is likely to be negative both in real terms and nominal terms for years to come. An article he wrote a year ago comes to mind as still being relevant. 

The only period that comes close to being like this one, is the period from 1968 to 1973, only this is worse. Then it was the Nifty Fifty plus tech, now it's the Turdy Thirty plus tech. The preceding bubble was worse this time, and the credit bubble has been allowed to persist and grow, and has even been promoted, by the Fed. The adjustment from this bubble will be measured in decades, unless the Fed steps aside and allows the collapse to occur all at once. We all know they will persist in doing the opposite. They will try to manage the problem of too much credit by constantly attempting to make more available at the first sign of systemic stress, and we will have years of these vicious rallies in a deadened financial and economic environment. Look no further than Japan over the last dozen years for the road map. That's where we are headed.

The FEED added some reserves Thursday, but overall this week, they actually shrank their holdings of government securities and repurchase agreements! The overall reduction was $3.9 billion. Let me repeat this. The Feed is no longer supporting the stock market, and they are actually already in tightening mode. We've seen the interest rates on 13 week bills creep up 25 basis points in the last month. There's no doubt that the Fed is no longer easy. They know they have a monster on their hands, and they want to try and deflate it a little at a time. So now they are going to tighten a little because the bond market is telling them they'd better, or it's going into freefall. The 10 year treasury yield shot up to 5.40, a new high for this move, and it shows no sign of stopping anytime soon. 

Doc believes that the economy has been held aloft by the mortgage refi bubble that has been "Fed" by abnormally low interest rates, and the infinite credit creation capacity of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. That bubble machine just ran out of liquid soap. As the number of mortgage apps starts to drop like a stone, the Fed is going to have difficulty keeping the money supply, the stock market, and the economy, from imploding, as long term bond yields continue to rise. The performance of the ever ballooning M3 will be critical over the next couple of months. Watch it begin to contract. 

So what is their alternative. Can they raise short term rates to ease the fears of the bond market. Think about the message that would send. A fragile economy on the hairlip of a phony recover, and the Fed has to RAISE rates? I don' think so. This has the makings of a Catch 22, with no way out. 

Then there's the issue of these stupid valuation models the portfolio sphincters use, that are based on the thesis that you can discount predicted future earnings of a company at the yield on a freaking risk free5 year Treasury Bond. How stupid is that? It's based on 3 assumptions that are completely idiotic, totally ridiculous. First is the idea that a stock's earnings yield should be discounted at the risk free rate of return. That is so obviously insane, one can only conclude that these people were recently released mental patients. Then there's the notion that you can forecast earnings five years into the future. Excuse me, but ho, ho, ho! Finally, there's the belief that somehow, current levels of intermediate  and long term interest rates, i.e. the discount  rate applied to these phony income projections, are somehow normal. Nothing could be further from the truth. 5% is not normal. It is an historic extreme, the result of a bubble, just like the stock market bubble. Normal is 7% or 7.5%, not 5%, and we will get back to normal and then some. 

What will these discounting models look like then?  

Please, somebody, I need a drink.

The Dow continued to hover at its 6-7 week cycle centered moving average projection. The shortest cycle oscillators are rolling over, but the all important 17 day rate of change representing the 6-7 week cycle, and the 28 day R.O.C representing the 10-13 week cycle,  have yet to confirm a turn. The next down day should do it. Maybe the Andersen indictment will give it a little push. It will at least be interesting to see how traders react. 

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SPX Charts

The VIX, a sentiment indicator based on options volatility, closed at 22.02, up from 21.97, still a low number indicating high complacency, but starting to track upwards, a sign that the market is starting to crack. Doc does not give much weight to sentiment indicators for timing purposes because it's impossible to know what is extreme, and how long the "extreme" will last. We can only know when they are, after they have turned. The majority is always eventually wrong, but just when will "eventually" rear its ugly head? However, the movement of sentiment away from an extreme usually accompanies a trend shift, so in that sense it is useful as a confirming indication.

Price, and price based indicators are always the final arbiter, and they are beginning to "wheeze." We are looking at  major negative divergences, so that if this thing turns before the divergences are resolved, these rallies have been nothing more than major distribution. The resistance at 1180 is beginning to look more and more formidable, and when the 17 and 28 day rate of change oscillators turn down, a reversal will be confirmed. That may come tomorrow or the next day. There's a growing likelihood that these sell signals will be late, because the top is probably already behind us.


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  (Sorry about the bull.)

Intermediate cycle indicators are still headed up, but short term cycles have topped out. A symmetrical parabolic cannot be ruled out, with the decline as violent as the advance, or even more so. The nature of a flat 1 year cycle up phase is becoming increasingly apparent on the chart. It has been in an up phase since the September 2001 lows, and is now making a second top. It's a mature cycle, and the recent rally definitely is smelling more like a blowoff top than a major bear market bottom. It looks like resistance held at 1170-80, and potential demand has already been absorbed in the buying panic. If the 6 month cycle oscillator is already starting to roll over, as it appears, this is a massive negative divergence that will lead to a huge price decline lasting months- the third leg of the bear market..

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The Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M) for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly misreadings of the market.

SPX Cycle Conditions as of 3/14/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6-10 Month

Top

???

10-13 Week

Top/0 

???

6-7 Week

Top/0

???

20-25 Days

Down/6-11

Too Early

8,13 Day

Down/3

1140?

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Nasgap Charts

The six month cycle oscillator turned up in the Nas as well, but look how weak it is! And it remains in negative territory. This indicates an extremely weak up phase, and it could be a precursor to the complete collapse of the Nasgap. Short term cycles are topping out, and centered moving average projections around 1950-75 have been met. The rally could be reversed in its entirety relatively quickly. Preliminary downside centered moving average projections suggest that it will.


MetaStock Technical Analysis software! Charts Powered by METASTOCK  (Sorry about the bull.)

There's fiber nachos at 1850 and  1820. Downside short term centered moving average projections suggest that 1850 is as good as history, and that 1820 won't last long either.


MetaStock Technical Analysis software! Chart Powered by METASTOCK  (Sorry about the bull.)

Nasdaq Cycle Conditions as of 3/14/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6-10 Month

Top/???

Too Early

10-13 Week

Top/0-3W 

Too Early

6-7 Week

Top/16-20

Too Early

20-25 Days

Down/7-12

1740p

8,13 Day

Down/3

1830p

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Bork Attack!

As we all know, the act of borking is what happens when a borkerage firm, analcyst, shill pumps a stock after the borkerage's trading arm has accumulated a ton of it, either by design, or by accident. Invariably, the borking itself causes the stock to top out, because everybody who had even the slightest inkling to buy the stock, panics, and they all jump in all at once. Goodbye, pent up demand, if there even was any.  The result is always the same. You get screwed, or borked, because the guy managing your retirement finds is either too stupid to know better, or he does and doesn't give a crap, because, after all, it ain't his money!

Doc will check back on these borkings every so often to illustrate the aftermath. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, stock borking is what borkers do. It's their business. Accumulate inventory, mark it up and move it out, just like any other retailer or wholesaler. They make money the old fashioned way, advertising, PR, and salesmanship!  

Which brings up a thought, perhaps the greatest borking of all time was when the NYSE's third largest specialist firm, Meehan, managed to bork itself to the dumbasses at FleetBoston at the top of the bull market! The deal was negotiated in late 1999 early 2000, and closed in July 2000. Now that was a borking for the ages!  

No Bork Report tonight. This feature will resume next week.

Golden Stool

The gold stocks remain in a short cycle down phase as they approach an intermediate cycle low in the next week or so. Notice how the 6-7 and 10-13 week oscillators are correcting without much downside movement in this down phase. That is very bullish for the longer term, although there might still be a short term spike down into the high 70's.


MetaStock Technical Analysis software! Chart Powered by METASTOCK  (Sorry about the bull.)

Long Bong Hit

The opportunity cost of capital, i.e. the rate portfolio sphincters use to capitalize their imaginary stock earnings, is rising. The 6-7 and 10-13 week cycles in bond yields are heading up. The 6 month cycle is turning up. Expect to see the 10 year Treasury yield rocketing toward 5.75%. That will make stocks even more insanely overvalued. 


MetaStock Technical Analysis software! Chart Powered by METASTOCK  (Sorry about the bull.)

Dollar Death Watch

Goodbye Buck. I f 116.50 doesn't hold, you are looking at a debacle in the making. Somebody very big is liquidating dollar denominated assets. 

Talk about the Dollar on the Stool Pigeons Wire.


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