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Is the rally over? The early signs
are there, but a day like Thursday, where the market barely budges doesn't
tell us much. If Doc is right that the rally was an anomaly, a short
covering blowoff at the top of a one year cycle up phase, then it is
likely that short and intermediate momentum and cycle indicators will
trail price at the turn. But it is also true that if the signals are late,
the downside move should be lengthy and deep. Late sell signals tend to
mean that bigger waves are heading down. As intermediate waves get back in
synch with the long term down trend, stock prices can decline for weeks on
end with little respite. And that thousand point down day may yet be
lurking.
Given the exhaustion of demand that
probably resulted from last weeks buying orgy, that's exactly what Dr.
Stool expects. Lest anyone doubt, Doc still believes that stock price
performance is likely to be negative both in real terms and nominal terms
for years to come. An article he wrote a
year ago comes to mind as still being relevant.
The only period that comes close to
being like this one, is the period from 1968 to 1973, only this is worse.
Then it was the Nifty Fifty plus tech, now it's the Turdy Thirty plus
tech. The preceding bubble was worse this time, and the credit
bubble has been allowed to persist and grow, and has even been
promoted, by the Fed. The adjustment from this bubble will be measured in
decades, unless the Fed steps aside and allows the collapse to occur all
at once. We all know they will persist in doing the opposite. They will
try to manage the problem of too much credit by constantly attempting to
make more available at the first sign of systemic stress, and we will have
years of these vicious rallies in a deadened financial and economic environment.
Look no further than Japan over the last dozen years for the road map.
That's where we are headed.
The FEED
added some reserves Thursday, but overall this week, they actually shrank
their holdings of government securities and repurchase agreements! The
overall reduction was $3.9 billion. Let me repeat this. The Feed is no
longer supporting the stock market, and they are actually already in
tightening mode. We've seen the interest rates on 13 week bills creep up
25 basis points in the last month. There's no doubt that the Fed is no
longer easy. They know they have a monster on their hands, and they want
to try and deflate it a little at a time. So now they are going to tighten
a little because the bond market is telling them they'd better, or it's
going into freefall. The 10 year treasury yield
shot up to 5.40, a new high for this move, and it shows no sign of
stopping anytime soon.
Doc believes that the economy has
been held aloft by the mortgage refi bubble that has been "Fed"
by abnormally low interest rates, and the infinite credit creation capacity
of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. That bubble machine just ran out of liquid
soap. As the number of mortgage apps starts to drop like a stone, the Fed
is going to have difficulty keeping the money supply, the stock market,
and the economy, from imploding, as long term bond yields continue to
rise. The performance of the ever ballooning M3 will be critical over the
next couple of months. Watch it begin to contract.
So what is their alternative. Can
they raise short term rates to ease the fears of the bond market. Think
about the message that would send. A fragile economy on the hairlip of a
phony recover, and the Fed has to RAISE rates? I don' think so. This has
the makings of a Catch 22, with no way out.
Then there's the issue of these stupid
valuation models the portfolio sphincters use, that are based on the
thesis that you can discount predicted future earnings of a company at the
yield on a freaking risk free5 year Treasury Bond. How stupid is that?
It's based on 3 assumptions that are completely idiotic, totally ridiculous.
First is the idea that a stock's earnings yield should be discounted at
the risk free rate of return. That is so obviously insane, one can only
conclude that these people were recently released mental patients. Then
there's the notion that you can forecast earnings five years into the future.
Excuse me, but ho, ho, ho! Finally, there's the belief that somehow, current
levels of intermediate and long term interest rates, i.e. the discount
rate applied to these phony income projections, are somehow normal.
Nothing could be further from the truth. 5% is not normal. It is an
historic extreme, the result of a bubble, just like the stock market
bubble. Normal is 7% or 7.5%, not 5%, and we will get back to normal and
then some.
What will these discounting models
look like then?
Please, somebody, I need a drink.
The Dow continued to hover at its 6-7 week cycle centered moving average
projection. The shortest cycle oscillators are rolling over, but the all
important 17 day rate of change representing the 6-7 week cycle, and the
28 day R.O.C representing the 10-13 week cycle, have yet to confirm
a turn. The next down day should do it. Maybe the Andersen indictment will
give it a little push. It will at least be interesting to see how traders
react.
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 22.02, up from 21.97, still a low
number indicating high complacency, but starting to track upwards, a sign
that the market is starting to crack. Doc does not give much weight to sentiment indicators for
timing purposes because it's impossible to know what
is extreme, and how long the "extreme" will last. We can only know when they are,
after they have turned. The majority is always eventually wrong, but just
when will "eventually" rear its ugly head? However, the movement
of sentiment away from an extreme usually accompanies a trend shift, so in
that sense it is useful as a confirming indication.
Price, and price based indicators are always the final
arbiter, and they are beginning to "wheeze." We are looking at major
negative divergences, so that if this thing turns before the divergences
are resolved, these rallies have been nothing more than major
distribution. The resistance at 1180 is beginning to look more and more
formidable, and when the 17 and 28 day rate of change oscillators turn
down, a reversal will be confirmed. That may come tomorrow or the next
day. There's a growing likelihood that these sell signals will be late,
because the top is probably already behind us.
Intermediate cycle indicators
are still headed up, but short term cycles have topped out. A symmetrical
parabolic cannot be ruled out, with the decline as violent as the advance,
or even more so. The nature of a flat 1 year cycle up phase is becoming
increasingly apparent on the chart. It has been in an up phase since the September
2001 lows, and is now making a second top. It's a mature cycle, and the recent rally
definitely is smelling more like a
blowoff top than a major bear market bottom. It looks like resistance held
at 1170-80, and potential demand has already been
absorbed in the buying panic. If the 6 month cycle oscillator is already
starting to roll over, as it appears, this is a massive negative
divergence that will lead to a huge price decline lasting months- the
third leg of the bear market..
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 3/14/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Top
???
10-13
Week
Top/0
???
6-7
Week
Top/0
???
20-25
Days
Down/6-11
Too Early
8,13
Day
Down/3
1140?
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasgap
Charts
The
six month cycle oscillator turned up in the Nas as well, but look how weak
it is! And it remains in negative territory. This indicates an extremely weak up phase,
and it could be a precursor to the complete collapse of the Nasgap. Short term cycles are topping out, and centered moving average projections
around 1950-75 have been met. The rally could be reversed in its entirety
relatively quickly. Preliminary downside centered moving average
projections suggest that it will.
There's
fiber nachos at 1850 and 1820. Downside short term centered moving
average projections suggest that 1850 is as good as history, and that 1820
won't last long either.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Bork
Attack!
As
we all know, the act of borking is what happens when a borkerage firm,
analcyst, shill pumps a stock after the borkerage's trading arm has
accumulated a ton of it, either by design, or by accident. Invariably, the
borking itself causes the stock to top out, because everybody who had even
the slightest inkling to buy the stock, panics, and they all jump in all
at once. Goodbye, pent up demand, if there even was any. The result
is always the same. You get screwed, or borked, because the guy managing
your retirement finds is either too stupid to know better, or he does and
doesn't give a crap, because, after all, it ain't his money!
Doc
will check back on these borkings every so often to illustrate the
aftermath. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, stock borking is what borkers
do. It's their business. Accumulate inventory, mark it up and move it out,
just like any other retailer or wholesaler. They make money the old
fashioned way, advertising, PR, and salesmanship!
Which
brings up a thought, perhaps the greatest borking of all time was when the
NYSE's third largest specialist firm, Meehan, managed to bork itself to
the dumbasses at FleetBoston at the top of the bull market! The deal was
negotiated in late 1999 early 2000, and closed in July 2000. Now that was
a borking for the ages!
No Bork
Report tonight. This feature will resume next week.
Golden
Stool
The
gold stocks remain in a short cycle down phase as they approach an intermediate
cycle low in the next week or so. Notice how the 6-7 and 10-13 week
oscillators are correcting without much downside movement in this down
phase. That is very bullish for the longer term, although there might
still be a short term spike down into the high 70's.
The
opportunity cost
of capital, i.e. the rate portfolio sphincters use to capitalize their
imaginary stock earnings, is rising. The 6-7
and 10-13 week cycles in bond yields are heading up. The 6 month cycle is turning
up. Expect to see the 10 year Treasury yield rocketing
toward 5.75%.
That will make stocks even more insanely overvalued.
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