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Split
Personality( 3/21/02)
The market had a
split personality on Thursday. It was gloomy and depressed in the morning,
and manic in the afternoon. The much maligned and hated tech stocks took
off in the afternoon, while the erstwhile darling big cyclicals lagged.
What's it mean? Not a damn thing. Patterns developed on the intraday
charts that told traders to cover shorts, and go for the long side. This
looked like something right out of the movies, scripted and staged managed
to perfection by the top market makers and institutional holders of the
Nasgap 100. Once they formed those beautiful little reverse head and
shoulders patterns on the intraday charts, they knew what would come next,
and they used the turn to full advantage. The bet here is that those who
jumped into the move as it was taking off were supplied by a market maker
selling short.
Conflicting
cyclicality has the market locked in a range. Longer intermediate cycles
still have an upward bias but the residual momentum is weak, and without
renewed impetus, the upside is limited. But by the same token, the top
will take time to form. It could be days or weeks. During that time we'll
see a lot of this helter skelter, but little progress in either direction
The Dow Jokes was
the weakest of the major averages. It was unable to generate a buy signal
for any time frame. The 28 day rate of change, proxy for the all important
10-13 week cycle, remains poised to signal the top but it's going to
take a down day to do it.
They
fed us a lot of economic data over the last two days. There's so much spin
around these numbers, Doc thinks it helpful to look at pictures. Wednesday
the poodits made a big brouhaha about record housing starts. That, of
course, is on a seasonally adjusted basis. Here's what the trend looks
like without the slant of seasonal adjustments. I'm not impressed.
Are you?
There's also been a
lot off discussion lately about DRAM pricing. Here's a chart from dramexchange.com.
The uptrend in dram pricing has reversed. The SOX rallied on the strength
of rising DRAM prices. After the close MU reported it lost $.05 per share
in the last quarter. The next quarter should be interesting.
Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX) Charts
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 19.98 which was the lowest
level since June 30, 2001. This continues to indicate extreme complacency,
and was a number that when last reached, preceded a devastating decline. However, churning persisted for weeks before the real drop began.
Over the past four years, when the VIX has dropped below 20, a
devastating decline has always followed within a couple of weeks. The
market crossed that threshold today. The question is, can we rely on that precedent?
Four years is not much history. Prior to that the indicator was
consistently below 20,but that was in a long term bull market.
Price, and price based indicators are always the final
arbiter. We see negative divergences on the charts, going back months. If
the market turns
down before the divergences
are resolved, these rallies have been nothing more distribution. That is
Wall Street's business, and they are masters of it. Resistance at 1175
held several times, and the 17 day rate of change turned down,
signaling a probable reversal. When the 28 day rate of change follows, a
downturn in the 10-13 week cycle will be confirmed, and the rout will officially
be on.
Intermediate cycle indicators
are still headed up, but short term cycles have turned lower. The 1 year cycle up phase
has been under way since the September
2001 lows, and is now making a second top. This is not a new up cycle. It
is a mature one, and the February-March rally acted more like a blowoff than a new bull leg.
The top building process usually takes weeks. This one has been under way
for 3 weeks. Time is now on the side of the bears, but the ride will be
bumpy. .
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 3/21/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Top
???
10-13
Week
Top/0
H1180-1200
6-7
Week
Top/0
L???
20-25
Days
Bottom/0-5
L1140
8,13
Day
SWD/3-10
L1140
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasgap
Charts
The
six month cycle oscillator turned up in the Nas but it remains weak and in
negative territory, and precariously close to a sell signal. This indicates an extremely weak up phase,
and it could be a precursor to complete collapse if the indicator turns
down from such weak levels. Short term cycles turned down, and centered moving average projections
around 1950-75 held. But the 4 week cycle may be putting in a bottom here,
and that could hold the Nas up for a week or so. The top formation is
still a few weeks from completion..
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Department
of Yes We Have No Inflation
For all the
ego-nomists who keep saying there's no inflation, consider this.
Industrial metals prices have been rising for five months, and classic
basing and reversal indicate the trend change may be long term.
As
we all know, the act of borking is what happens when a borkerage firm
analcyst shill pumps a stock after the borkerage's trading arm has
accumulated a ton of it, either by design, or by accident. Invariably, the
borking itself causes the stock to top out, because everybody who had even
the slightest inkling to buy the stock, panics, and they all jump in all
at once. Goodbye, pent up demand, if there even was any. The result
is always the same. You get screwed, or borked, because the guy managing
your retirement finds is either too stupid to know better, or he does and
doesn't give a crap, because, after all, it ain't his money!
Doc
will check back on these borkings every so often to illustrate the
aftermath. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, stock borking is what borkers
do. It's their business. Accumulate inventory, mark it up and move it out,
just like any other retailer or wholesaler. They make money the old
fashioned way, advertising, PR, and salesmanship!
Which
brings up a thought, perhaps the greatest borking of all time was when the
NYSE's third largest specialist firm, Meehan, managed to bork itself to
the dumbasses at FleetBoston at the top of the bull market! The deal was
negotiated in late 1999 early 2000, and closed in July 2000. Now that was
a borking for the ages!
There were
no major borks today, so let's review how a recent one by Mohel
Lynch (Oy, do we got tips for you) is doing. Mohel has perfected the
bork to a high art. Invariably, time and again, they are able to strand
their customers, and the public, at a stock's absolute high. Is it any
wonder they are number 1. Way to go, you Mohels, you! Keep those tips
coming!.
The 10
year yield is in a sideways short term down phase, and the intermediate cycle has turned up. Bond yields are
headed higher, regardless of what the Fed does. They may mark time for a few
days, but the next upside move will be explosive. Should be interesting to
see how the stock market likes that. This reminds me of 87. Bond yields
bottomed and started rising sharply in May. The stock market crashed in
October, five months after the turn in the bond market. It's been four and
a half months now since bond yields bottomed.
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