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The markets put in another stellar performance in
response to strong economic news. Bulls must be scratching their heads at
this point. This news is what they've been waiting for all along.
Recovery! Dr. Stool however, started speculating over a year ago that when
the news finally got good, the market would get bad, because investors would
wake up to the fact that earnings weren't going to recover, or at least
they weren't going to recover enough to justify the level of stock prices.
That process is getting under way.
The Dow oozed out again on the strong GDP news,
forming a perfect finger formation in the first half hour after the open.
Why couldn't it stay there? Because, in spite of what all the portfolio
sphincters and poodits say, we are still in a bear market, boys and
girls. It's exactly the kind of bear market we saw in the early 1970's
when institutions poured into a handful of "safe" stocks,
while the rest of the market just churned inexorably lower. Then it was
the Nifty Fifty. Now it's the Dow, the Turdy Thirty. The divergence
between the Dow, and its big cap brother the Portfolio Sphincters Index
(SPX) is stunning. As all stoolies know, that's because it's much easier
to manipulate an arithmetically weighted average than a 500 stock average
weighted by capitalization..
So the Dow goes it merry way, lulling the sheeple
to sleep, as clearly evidenced by the ridiculous complacency reflected in
poodit comments, and sentiment indicators. But the repeated failures of
the Dow to pierce resistance are going to take their toll. Portfolio
sphincters have now spent the last few dollars of your 401K money that
they have left in their month end shenanigans to dress up those statements
that go out in the mail in a week.
In the ongoing exercise of
reviewing daily poodit commentary in one big pile, where it belongs, here
is today's poodit wisdom. Pay attention to the subtle
difference between remarks coming from the buy side of the Street, and the
sell side. [Dr. Stool's comments in brackets]
Buy Side Poodits
Portfolio Sphincters
``Investors are fairly confident that there could
be some recovery certainly in the blue chip stocks and the traditional
economy,'' said Rick Meckler, president of investment firm LibertyView.
``What is less certain to them is what it means for technology because the
valley in technology seems much deeper.'' [No less certain than a funeral]
``It's hard to see where earnings increases are
going to come from to sustain any kind of rally,'' said Wendell Perkins,
Johnson Asset Management in Racine, Wisconsin. ``We've got growth, but
it's not going to be enough to drive technology companies' growth high
enough to justify their stock prices,'' Perkins said. [Oops, they snuck in
one of us!]
``People are gravitating to companies in
businesses they can get their arms around,'' said Jack Ablin, chief
investment officer at Harris Trust & Savings Bank in Chicago. He
favors Tricon Global Restaurants Inc., which owns Pizza Hut, KFC and Taco
Bell. ``Who doesn't understand that stuff?'' [Lemme see, where can I
hide?]
"The GDP data is just a confirmation of a
fairly positive trend for the U.S. economy and for the stock market,"
said Patrizio Merciai, chief strategist at Lombard Odier. [Ayyy, Pat, the economy
is not the market, it's the other way around. Wait till next month.]
Sell Side Poodits
Strat-ego-ists
``The market has had so much swing, it can be called a Benny Goodman
market,'' said Fahnestock & Co. market strategist Alan Ackerman.
``While economic news is improving, once again the lack of visibility on
earnings ahead has kept a great deal of money on the sidelines. Traders
and investors feel more comfortable with the value sector of the market.
What we're seeing is a two-tiered market." [Just like the 70's. Not
good.]
Technical Analcysts
Richard Dickson, technical analyst at Hilliard Lyons - said higher
prices are likely over the near term, adding that the risk of
another correction during the next four to five weeks is high. A close
above the January highs, Dickson said, would signal that the correction is
over and that the market had entered a second leg higher in the rally that
began last September. "Until that happens, the market remains in its
corrective phase."[That's it in a nutshell. They all think it's just
a correction, not a bear market.]
Gail Dudack, chief investment strategist at SunGuard Institutional
Brokerage, expects more challenges ahead. "Profits are going to
rebound, but much slower than people hope for." She expects the
major indexes to retest the three-year lows hit on Sept. 21, the first
week after market opened following the terrorist attacks."[Dudack is
a hero. In case you don't know, she was fired by UBS Whoreburg]. Her
crime? Telling the truth. As we all know, Wall Street can't handle the
truth.]
Traders
``There was a story that someone on the terrorist list was on a plane
headed to the United States,'' said Bob Harrington, head of listed trading
at UBS Warburg. ``The market saw that and it might have caused some
concern.'' [WHAT a BUNCH of crap. Any possible excuse.]
This market may
not break out of that range," Brian Finnerty, head of Nasdaq trading
at C.E. Unterberg Towbin. [The principle of permanent extrapolation of the
recent past.]
Analcysts
``There are no indications of a recovery'' in spending on technology,
said Ashok Kumar, an analyst who follows chip and computer makers for U.S.
Bancorp Piper Jaffray. ``The semiconductor index could retrace all
of its gains,'' Kumar said. [ A month ago, where was he?]
Others
Robert Gay, global head of fixed-income research at Commerzbank
Securities, doesn't believe a broad-based economic recovery is imminent. He doesn't feel the consumer will have the wherewithal to carry the
economy because of the glut of capacity sloshing around. [He's a bond guy.
To be bearish is to be bullish.]
Summary
Denial is the watchword of the day. The worst anyone expects is a
correction, except of course for Gai Dudack, whose record is outstanding,
and who has the distinct honor of having been canned by one of the world's
largest borkers because she wouldn't play along with the boyz.
The
above quotes culled from Boomberg, SeeBS.Markethype, Rhoiders,
and that outfit with half a dozen national media names whose stock is going down the
drain.
SPX Charts
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 23.13. Complacency remains sky high
in spite of Wednesday's and Thursday's late air pockets. Momentum is
remains terrible, and
has room to get a LOT worse, especially since it has turned weakly upward
in the past 3 weeks of the 6-7 and 10-13 week cycle up phases. The
picture remains remarkably like last summer. No two periods are exactly alike, but from a
cyclic perspective the market looks like it looked then, with
sentiment and momentum at virtually identical levels. It looks like August again, and a collapse similar to the one that began
then should begin today (Friday).
Like last July-August, the 10-13 week
cycle is up and has reached the moment of truth as it bumps into
the descending upper wave band projection of the 6-10 month wave. It will
either break through that band, or it will begin to break down. Everything
that you and I see in the cycle pictures, and in the market's sentiment
and valuation measures, tells us that the market will break down, and it is
likely to do it in dramatic fashion.
The SPX has been in an up phase for 4 weeks, but the
trend direction has manifested as a trading range. This, ladies and gentlemen,
is a classic sideways up phase, the same kind that preceded the collapse
last August. The market is in almost the same position and condition, in
terms of cycles and psychology, as it was at the beginning of August. Two days ago
time counts indicated the downturn was due in zero to 4 days. Now
it's zero to 2 days and counting.
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 2/28/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Down/1-4M
950
10-13
Week
SWU/0-2W
1080-1130
6-7
Week
Top/0-2
H1120
20-25
Days
Top/0-1
L1060p
8,13
Day
Top/0
L1080p
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
Nas is still trending. As a result it's difficult to get a read on the 10-13
week cycle, but cyclicality should be the same across all markets. The shorter cycles
have been in up phases for the
last several weeks, although you wouldn't be able to tell that without
extremely sensitive filters. Short term upside centered moving average
projections were 1785. That was surpassed by just a bit on Wednesday
morning. With intermediate and long term cycles as weak as they are, the
downturn in the short cycles that is about to begin will result in
collapsing prices.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Golden
Stool
The
gold stocks are in a short and intermediate cycle down phase that should continue
to manifest as a trading range consolidating a bull trend. They now appear
to be coming off a 4 week cycle low. But with the intermediate cycles negative, the
short term up phase will be limited. The next big move is due in April. If
it starts now, I won't complain. It would simply emphasize the strength of
the trend.
MyBM is
sitting at a level which would normally be indicative of a bottom. It's on
the lower long term cycle channel boundary. The 4 week cycle is trying to
turn up. The 10-13 week cycle has been rising. If this stock can't get up
off its ass here, and yo9u know it's not going to, the bottom is going to
drop out. And if MyBM drops out the bottom, the Dow goes with it.
Remember, the Dow is an arithmetically weighted average. And When MyBM
moves, you're going to have a Dow movement.
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