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I'll open tonight's comments with the quote from
SEC Chairman Harvey Pitt to which the above headline refers. Pitt was
talking about necessary regulatory changes.
"It's very important for me to see that
change. It's a simple notion of taking money that you haven't earned, and
that's not the American way."
Let's see, there's Las Vegas, Atlantic City,
government, and politicians in general, not to mention the obscene
compensation packages corporate chieftains and Congressmen pay themselves,
and oh yes, there's Wall Street.
Looking at The Principle of Tallness in Monday's
intraday charts, we see they are all pretty much equal, which indicates
the buying was in big caps across the board, and mindless. The Dow came up
to the top of its bulloney bullhorn, ran through, and surprise surprise,
closed on the upper line. The Dow is now 18 days into a 6-7 week cycle up
phase, and the stage managers have finally been successful in pulling the
rest of the market along. The 6-7 week cycle has been quite visible over
the past few months, and historically, is frequently the Dow's dominant
trading cycle. The centered moving average projection for that cycle is
10,225. So it's 80 points and a day to go.
Of course, it is the end of the month, for which
purpose the portfolio sphincters always keep a little powder dry,
therewith to inflate things and make them look good. They will need to
raise cash again real soon, however, since they have already invested
beyond their means. But like they say on the evening news, "It's your
money, so who gives a crap?"
By now, you've read and heard all the excuses and
lies behind today's action, the housing starts, all the loud farting
noises coming out of a couple of tech stocks. Allow me to bring up one
thing I heard from John Rydings, Bear Stearns chief ego-nomist. The housing
starts which were reportedly so strong and really gave the market its kick
start, were actually DOWN 16% on a non- seasonally adjusted basis. Now,
tell me again, what was the average temperature across the northern tier
of the US in January?
Finally, I happened to catch Sue Herass and the
rest of the cheerleaders on Crapvision tonight. They were positively giddy
over the fact that the Dow was over 10,000, and now up on the year. All
that excitement over 30 stocks.
The Dow should be outlawed.
Wisdom of the Poodits
In the ongoing exercise of
reviewing daily poodit commentary in one big pile, where it belongs, here
is today's poodit wisdom. Pay attention to the subtle
difference between remarks coming from the buy side of the Street, and the
sell side. [Dr. Stool's comments in brackets]
Buy Side Poodits
Portfolio Sphincters
We've had good economic numbers, but good company
reports had been missing,'' said Richard Sichel, chief investment officer
for Philadelphia Trust Co. ``This is a change in the right direction.''
"The GM news is an additional sign that the
economy is recovering,'' said Timothy Stevenson, manager of $500 million
Evergreen Special Equity Fund.
The worst is over,'' said Eric McKissack, manager
of Ariel Appreciation Fund. ``The market is getting more confident.'' [How
many times have we heard that?]
"We don't see much upside potential in the
market near-term, but we don't see substantial downside risk either. The
economy is turning for the better, but it will be a gradual recovery
process. We expect the market to continue to bounce around without
breaking any major support levels or blasting through resistance
levels," commented Louis Navellier, portfolio manager of the
Navellier Performance Funds. [Principle of extrapolating the last two
weeks indefinitely.]
Ned Riley, chief investment strategist at State
Street Global Advisors, expects ongoing worries about the accuracy of
corporate financial reports to keep stocks from any meaningful advance in
the months ahead. "The Enron fallout is going to continue. We haven't
seen the end of it." [Ned, Ned, what happened? Musta got tired of
saying buy Intel, Buy Cisco, But Intel, buy Cisco.]
Sell Side Poodits
Strat-ego-ists
"The market's concern about corporate accounting is subsiding.
[Here we go again.] Once it fades, the focus will be on economic data, and
the data continues to suggest we are in recovery and the recession is
behind us,'' said Peter Cardillo, chief strategist at Global Partners
Securities Inc. "The housing market continues to stay strong despite
the weak jobs market and that's really good news." [Bubble.] The fact
that General Motors is giving a more positive outlook is also very
positive for the market.] [This guy memorized the Wall Street Book of
Shibboleths right before the interview.]
Edward Kerschner, global investment strategist at UBS Warburg, said.
"The earnings quality issue is not a new one and that the recent
deterioration has been overstated by many observers. In the 1970s,
earnings quality was poor because of high inflation. But with inflation
low, earnings quality is now better than the historical norm based on an
earnings quality index derived from the GDP accounts. By this measure,
earnings quality has been excellent. [This guy is full of crap. One of the
worst track records out there, right up there with Abby Justa Colon.]
It was a very gratifying day," said Larry Wachtel, market analyst
at Prudential Financial. "But I'd like to see some follow-through
tomorrow (Tuesday)." [Ah, a skeptical old timer.]
Analcysts
"What you're seeing is an oversold rally. The tech sector was
stretched on the downside and is being pulled higher by the Dow and
S&P," remarked John Hughes, analyst at Shields & Co.
"Strength in both of the mentioned indexes, he said, has been a
function of firmness in the cyclical sector." [See there are a few
honest ones. I'm impressed.]
Technical Analcysts
A close over those levels should create the potential for a further
move to test the recovery highs around 10,300 on the DJI (Dow), and
resistance levels around 1,130 on the S&P and 1,850 to 1,875 on Nasdaq,''
said Richard Dickson, technical analyst at Hilliard Lyons.
Traders
"There are positives out there that you just haven't seen
recently,'' said Barry Berman, head of equity trading for Robert W. Baird
& Co. ``The existing home sales data bodes well for other economic
reports coming out later this week.'' [Code for "Buy the rumor. Sell
the news. He'll be selling Thursday and Friday."]
"There seems to be a sense down here that there is a flight to
quality,"- Ted Weisberg, trader at Seaport Securities. [Or
flight to quantity, as Fleck would say.]
Summary
As always, we can count on the borker chief
shills, the strat-ego-ists to continue spewing the biggest lies. Other
than that there's not an abundance of wild exuberance. What I read into
these comments for the most part is complacency, a sense that nothing terrible
is going to go wrong, and the sphincters think they can safely stay fully
invested. That squares with the low readings we're seeing on the VIX. But
things can go wrong, and with the instability in the credit markets, they
will go wrong. There's nothing in the charts to suggest that this rally
will last beyond mid-week, and the fact that the consensus has returned so
quickly to a lack of concern supports that.
Finally, I'd like to
pass along to you this email I just received. It requires no explanation.
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SPX Charts
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 23.28. Complacency is again on the
increase as the SPX rallied off an all too obvious double bottom. The
picture remains remarkably like last summer. Momentum is terrible, and
has room to get a LOT worse. No two periods are exactly alike, but from a
cyclic perspective the market looks like it looked then, with
sentiment and momentum are at virtually identical levels. The problem I
have had is deciding whether it was July or August. Now it looks like
July, but my gut still says August.
Like last July, the 10-13 week
cycle is up. It has apparently been in an up phase for 3-4 weeks, but the
trend direction manifests as a trading range. Prices could move toward the
top of the major channel. I assume The 6-10 month cycle remains down,
based on all the other evidence, including sentiment and cyclic
indicators. It looks as though this churning could go on for a few more
weeks. On the other hand, the 6-7 week cycle has been well defined in
recent months, and it is due to top out now.
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 2/25/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Down/1-4M
925
10-13
Week
SWU/3-6W
1080-1120
6-7
Week
SWU/0-5
1120
20-25
Days
Top/04
1120
8,13
Day
Top/0
1120
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
Nas is still trending. It's extremely difficult to get a read on the 10-13
week cycle. The shorter cycles may actually have been in up phases for the
last several weeks, although you wouldn't be able to tell that without
extremely sensitive filters. Short term upside centered moving average
projections appear no higher than 1785.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Golden
Stool
The
gold stocks are in a short and intermediate cycle down phase that should continue
to manifest as a trading range consolidating a bull trend. A short term
cycle low is due imminently. But with the intermediate cycle negative the
short term up phase will be limited. The next big move is due in April.
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