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The market gave us quite a thrill ride Tuesday.
No surprise here. All the wild gyrations led to where we thought, a down
day with a close on the lows. The news in the morning included CIEN
warning of a big earnings miss. The stock continued its collapse. Giant
Whopsaws in two of the most important Stoolwethers WalMart and Amazon, are
looking complete, AMZN definitely so. WMT needs to drop another little
bit. These stocks broke out above key long term resistance levels last
week, sucked in all the portfolio sphincters who weren't already 100%
invested, and then reversed after a couple of days. Once they are back
below the point of the breakout, the Whopsaw is complete. Upside Whopsaws
are notoriously bearish. Some traders like to refer to them as
"distribution spikes."
Whatever.
GE touted itself, reaffirming earnings guidance.
This was a big relief to the stock's specialist, the boys over at
FleetEnemaBoston (See chart) who have been getting
this baby stuffed down their throat lately. The chart shows a stock that
looks poised for a humongous breakdown one of these days. Let's face it,
ladies and germs, GE is the market's 700 pound gorilla, and it has been
sitting on the Specialist's face and unloading lately. You have to feel
sorry for those guys over at Fleet. First Enron, now a triple whammy of
JPM, Williams, and GE. Aside from those problems, Fleet is also the specialist
for the market's other 700 pound gorilla, WalMart. God forbid if that baby
starts to sag. Actually, not "if" but when. When it does, you
can kiss Fleet goodbye. And you can kiss the market goodbye. Why? Because
Fleet is the specialist for 1/3 of the Dow, and 500 stocks on the Big
Board. These poundings they are taking are wiping out their
capital.
The semiconductor equipment stocks which were
borked on Monday held their own. IS that bullish? No. When the stocks fell
apart too quickly Monday, the borkers began stabilization operations. They
do that for a two fold purpose. One is to try and protect the value of
their bloated inventory. And two, hoping to attract additional buying
interest by putting on a show of relative strength, in the hope that when
the market does bounce they can complete the borking. This double borking
shows up on the charts as a double top.
The Dow ended flat after a day
of wild swings, closing down 1.66 at 9676. The index bounced between a low
of 9604 and a high of 9774. The high was around 2:45 PM, following a
spirited rally that began at mid day. After that it was straight down
until the last 10 minutes, when the bulls fought a rear guard action to
try and hold the market near unchanged. Since the Dow is only 30 stocks,
and it is controlled by 3 firms, they were successful at doing that. So
the picture the the public sees, that the Dow is flat, ain't too bad. The
reality is a little different, as the market managers could not support
the broader averages, and they closed significantly weaker. Make no
mistake, the Generals will ultimately fall back with the fleeing troops.
With the 4, 6-7 and 10-13 week cycles on the verge of a simultaneous
downturn, the Dow is headed for a devastating break to the downside.
The portfolio sphincters
yardstick is the SPX. This is their market. The SPX lost 4.42 trading in
the same pattern as the Dow. It came off an early low of 1082 to top out
late in the day at 1101, only to fall back to close at 1090. The VIX
remains in neutral ground, much closer to a top than a bottom. The market
continues to follow the pattern of last summer, and is now in a cycle
phase similar to where it was in late August. Assuming the pattern
continues, as appears likely, the market is in the early days of a massive
breakdown.
The SPX is resting on the 38.2% fiber nacho
retracement of the September-December rally. Many people make their
trading decisions based on fiber. The results can be messy. I suspect a
similar pause at the 50% level and 61.8%, and especially 100%. Keep your
eye on these fiber or fibbing nachos. Strange things happen around them.
Some chartists start speaking in tongues, saying things like, "This
is the A of the ABC before the abc, after the 4 of a 4 flat, but it
could be a 1-2-3 B-C before an e equals mc hammer, of the bearish
engulfing of the hanging man. Always followed by, "But it
depends." That stuff is kind of fun, except I have absolutely no idea
whatsoever what these folks are talking about. It's like John Bullinger
and those dumbass wiggly waggly bands of his based on standard deviations
of prices. Yo John! We are not measuring static populations here. We are measuring
human emotion and movement. People make decisions in trends, and they tend
to repeat themselves. It's not statistical analysis. It's trend and
cycles. Straight lines and smooth curves.
Let's face it, I just don't understand much
about how professionals measure the market. Do you? To me it's all
about Whopsaws and Fingers, Manhattan Skylines, Niagara Falls, who is
doing what to whom, and most important, something which most analcysts
ignore, the passage of time. Oh yeah, and how much moolah is burning a
hole in people's pockets. More moolah, stocks go up. Less moolah, stocks
go down. That I can understand.
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
Nas was the weakest of the three branches of the Wall Street money tree,
dropping 17 to close at 1838.52, off its low of 1828.67, and down
from a high of 1868. Levels formerly known as support are breaking, one
after another. The outlook is grim.
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Golden
Stool
The thing
you have to keep in mind about gold stocks is that the total float of
every gold mining stock in the world is infinitesimal in relation to the
potential demand. If gold comes to be seen as the only remaining safe
haven, let alone a momo play, there is no way of forecasting how high
these stocks can go. I've been bullish on gold since last spring when it
became clear that gold and the gold stocks were basing with positive
momentum patterns. This breakout is for real. Will HUI make a temporary
top as it blows through the top of the long term channel projection, or
will it just keep going? I have no idea, but I suspect it will just keep
running for awhile given the potential supply demand imbalance.
What's
the bond telling us. Have yields made an intermediate top. A further
breakdown from here would signal impending economic collapse. A
consolidation and renewal of the uptrend could mean either inflation, or
credit market instability. Or both.
This stock
is incredibly important because of Fleet's role as a conduit for
controlling the stock market. And they are in BIG trouble right now, for,
among other things, the reasons discussed in the opening of this commentary.
Last week
Amazon had this ferocious breakout. I suspected a Whopsaw, a killer of a
false breakout. Well, here we are. Whopsaw complete. Next stop. Fi dollah.
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