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The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 22.03, up slightly from Tuesday. A
point I've made many times is that it's impossible to judge what is
oversolde in a bear market. By the same token, it's impossible to know
what is extreme in a bubble. If this is a new bubble, then th
readings we are seeing are not extreme. We can only know when they are
after they have turned. While these are
certainly not levels from which major upturns are launched these are not
normal times.
The SPX has apparently broken
through major resistance. But stoolies know that market managers always do
that as a means of sucking in the last chartist's dollar before reversing.
The next two days are critical. If prices can hold above the downtrend
line, the bubble is back, alive and well, but if they fall back below that
line by the close Friday, then this was simply a hellacious rally that
will exhaust demand for months to come and lead to new lows within weeks.
The problem is that momentum indicators show gathering strength that is
almost certain to push prices higher. Bears are left with only the tiniest
shred of hope. That is for an immediate and sever reversal.
This 10-13 week cycle is heading higher. It is
4 weeks along. It broke the upper bands of descending
long term channels. While this is what happened during upside blowoffs,
the 6 month cycle indicator suggests that this is only the beginning of of
a 6 month up phase. The short cycle oscillator, which mimics the 6-7 week
cycle, has reached
a level consistent with a short term high, and the time for a cycle peak
is due, but that's not enough to keep the bear case alive. If the
gains are consolidated, rather than immediately reversed, the only cycle
fit would be a rising long term cycle channel as shown on the chart. The 10-13 week cycle high is due at any time
over the next 2 weeks. The centered moving average projection for that
cycle is now 1160. That was nearly reached. For the bear case to
remain alive the rally needs to be reversed probably no later than
Thursday.
This chart shows there's actually another
major resistance area that has not been penetrated. The long term
downtrend is moderating. If the gains hold here the downtrend is broken.
The point I've made since Monday is that the market must reverse most of
the gains by the end of the week or further gains over the next
several months are a near certainty.
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 3/6/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Up
1200p
10-13
Week
Up/0-2W
1180
6-7
Week
Up/0-4
1180
20-25
Days
Up/0-2
1165
8,13
Day
Top/0
1165
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
six month cycle oscillator has turned up. Will the up phase head sideways
or up? Short term cycles are near a high. If the short term down phase is not down in
real terms, they could blow this sky high. But Doc thinks that when the
short squeeze has exhausted itself, it will fall apart.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Bork
Attack!
Today's
featured borking is JPMooganChokes, by borker DoucheBag Alex Brown. As we
all know, the act of borking is what happens when a borkerage firm
analcyst pumps a stock the borkerage's trading department is trying to get
rid of. Invariably, the stock is borked at the high, or the borking itself
causes the stock to top out. It doesn't make much difference, the result
is always the same. You get screwed, or borked, because the guy
managing your retriement finds is eiother too stupid to know better, of he
does and doesn't give a crap, because, after all, it ain't his money!
The
gold stocks remain in consolidation, preparing for the next move up in
preparation for the coming hyperinflation. There is some
risk that the end stage of the short term down phase will get a selloff
down into the high 70s. Or they could begin to move higher from here.
The 6-7
and 10-13 week cycles in bond yields are turning up. The 6 month cycle has
been in a down phase for three months. That resulted in a trading range
and it is ending. Bond yields may be ready to stage a powerful move up
which could send 10 year Treasury yields rocketing above 5.5%. But watch
the 28 day rate of change closely. If that turns down bond yields will
head down. But if it does not turn down, investors will continue to
rotate out of bonds and into stocks.
Yesterday I said, "The dollar has topped out. How do you say Smoot Hawley?"
I'll add the question, how do you reconcile a strong stock market with a
weak dollar and weak bonds?
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