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They are turning the corner folks.
Even Wall Streets most ardent bulls are recognizing that stocks are
"slightly" overvalued. In the real world when a Wall Streeter
says "slightly" overvalued, what they are really saying, is
"How did this crap ever get this high? Even we know it's not worth
this much." Meanwhile they are scratching their heads and thier
behinds trying to figure out how this happened when the answer is very
simple.
Two weeks ago, the whole world got
short as the market approached a breakdown through major support levels.
With the public shorting heavily, and loaded up to the gills with short
positions, the market makers and specialists found themselves light of the
short positions they needed for what they knew lay ahead. And rthey saew
easy pickings, what with all us rubes (ahem) short up the kazoo. So what
did the market makers do? They started buying. It was like lighting a fuse
to a munitions dump. The huge public short position blew. By last Friday,
Fed calls went out over the face of the firmament, and by Monday, that
massive short position had been wiped out, with that short position now in
the hands of the market makers and specialists.
Now there is no more demand. And the
professionals are prepared to let the market fall.
Then there's the fact that the Feed
has stopped feeding. Virtually no repos from the Fed this week. They
are passively draining reserves! Doc has been warning for months that it
would come to this, that the bond market would not allow further
pumping by the Fed. The stock market cannot be sustained at these levels without
that support. We are about to see what happens when it is withdrawn.
Last but not least was the news form
the Mortgage Bonkers Association that mortage apps dropped liek a stone
last week. The mortgage bubble is the only thing that has kept financial
ship floating. As that bubble deflates, the ship will sink.
The Dow's 6-7 week cycle centered
moving average projection dropped back to 10,650, which has already been
reached. While there is not yet confirmation from momentum indicators that
the uptrend is over, another down day will do it.
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 21.97, up from 21.39, continuing a string of
readings indicting high levels of complacency, in spite of the selloff. Doc does not give much weight to sentiment indicators for
timing purposes because it's impossible to know what
is extreme, and how long the "extreme" will last. We can only know when they are,
after they have turned. The majority is always eventually wrong, but just
when will "eventually" rear its ugly head?
Price, and price based indicators are always the final
arbiter, and they are still pointing up. We are looking at major
negative divergences, so that assuming this thing turns before the divergences
are resolved, these rallies have been nothing more than major
distribution. The resistance at 1180 is beginning to look more and more
formidable, and when the 17 and 28 day rate of change oscillators turn
down, a reversal will be confirmed. That may come tomorrow, or in a week,
but it is coming.
Intermediate cycle indicators
are still headed up, but short term cycles are topping out. A symmetrical
parabolic cannot be ruled out, with the decline as violent as the advance,
or even moreso. The cycle indicators may be
signaling a "sideways up phase", i.e. a trading range within longer
term waves that are almost flat, with prices at the top of the wave bands. A breakout above
the December January highs would be needed to indicate an upward slope in the 12-18 month
cycle. It has been in an up phase since the September
2001 lows. This is a mature cycle, and the recent rally smells more like a
blowoff top than a major bear market bottom. The SPX has some serious resistance
to contend with in the 1180 area, and much of the demand has already been
absorbed in the panic.
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 3/13/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Up
1200p
10-13
Week
Up/0-3W
1200
6-7
Week
Up/0-1
1170
20-25
Days
Up/1-5
1190
8,13
Day
Down/4
??
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
six month cycle oscillator has turned up, but it remains in negative
territory and the upturn is weak. This indicates an extremely weak up phae,
and it could be a precursor to the complete collapse of the Nasgap a few
weeks down the line. Short term cycles are topping out, and centered moving average projections
around 1950-75 have been met. The rally to be reversed in its entirety
relatively quickly.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Bork
Attack!
As
we all know, the act of borking is what happens when a borkerage firm,
analcyst, shill pumps a stock after the borkerage's trading arm has
accumulated a ton of it, either by design, or by accident. Invariably, the
borking itself causes the stock to top out, because everybody who had even
the slightest inkling to buy the stock, panics, and they all jump in all
at once. Goodbye, pent up demand, if there even was any. The result
is always the same. You get screwed, or borked, because the guy managing
your retirement finds is either too stupid to know better, or he does and
doesn't give a crap, because, after all, it ain't his money!
Doc
will check back on these borkings every so often to illustrate the
aftermath. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, stock borking is what borkers
do. It's their business. Accumulate inventory, mark it up and move it out,
just like any other retailer or wholesaler. They make money the old
fashioned way, advertising, PR, and salesmanship!
Which
brings up a thought, perhaps the greatest borking of all time was when the
NYSE's third largest specialist firm, Meehan, managed to bork itself to
the dumbasses at FleetBoston at the top of the bull market! The deal was
negotiated in late 1999 early 2000, and closed in July 2000. Now that was
a borking for the ages!
No Bork
Report tonight. Stay tuned for future editions..
Golden
Stool
The
gold stocks remain in a short cycle down phase as they approach an intermediate
cycle low in the next week or so. This trend has it's wiggles, but
basically it's solid gold. A spike down into the high 70's is probable
however..
The cost
of capital is rising. The 6-7
and 10-13 week cycles in bond yields are heading up. The 6 month cycles turning
up. Expect to see the 10 year Treasury yield rocketing
toward 5.75%.
That will make stocks even more insanely overvalued. In the very
short run, yields look liek they may stop rising for a week or two, but
that's it.
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