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The Anals of Stock Proctology

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10 Minute Bar Charts 3/19/02

Dow Jokes Inflatables 


Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX)

Nasgap

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The Day The Earth Stood Still( 3/19/02)

Al and Company sat on its hands today. They did nothing in their meeting, announced nothing, and did no feeding again today. With an overnight repo of 4.5 billion rolling over from Monday, they actually drained reserves. Meanwhile, we've seen the adjusted monetary base, M1, and broader measures of money all stop growing over the last couple of months. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't we supposed to be in a recovery? And doesn't money grow in a recovery. Or I guess maybe we have enough of it sloshing around out there that we don't need any more. When one looks at loan demand and lo and behold, this is what you see.

There is no growth! In fact, total loans and investments have actually dropped slightly since last fall. So what does it mean that the Fed announces a neutral stance, while yield are rising across the spectrum, there's no loan demand and the money supply has stopped growing. It means that all that excess money creation over the last 7 years, and especially the last year, is coming home to roost, and it's not coming home as growth, it's coming home as stagflation. If you've bought gas for your car in the last week, that message is coming through loud and clear.  

In that light, the Fed's action and statements today were, as always, a sham. Their words are designed to manipulate the markets, but it won't work. Bond yields will continue rising, earnings will not improve, and the divisor the portfolio sphincters use to make the excuse that stocks are not overvalued will rise as well. At that point it will become painfully obvious to them that stocks are overvalued, and they will pull in their pointy little horns, and some of them will start to sell, just enough to send the market careening lower.

Meanwhile the Fed will be unable to feed the market. The fact that they've been notably absent of late is ample testament to that. They know that any further aggressive money creation will be met with a collapse in the bond market. Under the circumstances, they have no choice but to wean the stock market off the constant monetary support, and let it fall of its own weight. That process is going to begin any day now.

The Dow Jokes Inflatables rose on the strength of another opening gap, spending the rest of the day treading water. The index continues to flirt with its 6-7 week cycle centered moving average price projection. It is close to the end of the line, but that end won't be confirmed until the first down day that takes the 17 and 28 day rate of change indicators below their smoothing lines. The futures are drifting lower tonight, and the wild and crazy Nick Me is down 165 the first couple hours. Maybe Wednesday will be the day.


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Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX) Charts

The VIX, a sentiment indicator based on options volatility, closed at 20.35, down from 20.75, at the lowest level since June 30, 2001. This indicates extreme complacency, and was a number that when last reached, preceded a devastating decline. However, the churning persisted for weeks before the real drop began. Doc does not give much weight to sentiment indicators for timing purposes because it's impossible to know what is the ultimate "extreme", and how long the "extreme" will last. But over the past four years, when the VIX has dropped below 20, a devastating decline has always followed within a couple of weeks. We are getting very close to that threshold. The question is how close is close enough, and can we rely on that precedent? 

Price, and price based indicators are always the final arbiter. We see major negative divergences on the charts, going back months. If this thing turns down before the divergences are resolved, these rallies have been nothing more distribution. That is Wall Street's business, and they are masters of it. The resistance at 1180 still looks formidable, and when the 17 and 28 day rate of change oscillators turn down, a reversal will be confirmed. The recent strength in the Sphincters has been largely from the tremendous rally in the energy sector. Not usually a good sign for the rest of the market.


MetaStock Technical Analysis software! Chart Powered by METASTOCK
  (Sorry about the bull.)

Intermediate cycle indicators are still headed up, but short term cycles have turned lower. The 1 year cycle up phase has been under way since the September 2001 lows, and is now making a second top. This is not a new up cycle. It is a mature one, and the recent rally acted more like a blowoff, than a new bull leg. But the top building process may take weeks. The upside centered moving average projections indicate a high in the range of 1180 to 1210.


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  (Sorry about the bull.)

The Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M) for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly misreadings of the market.

SPX Cycle Conditions as of 3/18/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6-10 Month

Top

???

10-13 Week

Up/0-2W 

1180-1210

6-7 Week

Top/0

H1175

20-25 Days

SWD/3-8

???

8,13 Day

SWU/0-4

1178

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Nasgap Charts

The six month cycle oscillator turned up in the Nas but it remains weak and in negative territory. This indicates an extremely weak up phase, and it could be a precursor to complete collapse several weeks from now. Short term cycles have turned down, and centered moving average projections around 1950-75 have been met. The short term down phase is likely to manifest as a range. It will be at least several weeks before all cycles get in gear to the downside. 


MetaStock Technical Analysis software! Charts Powered by METASTOCK  (Sorry about the bull.)

There are fiber nachos at 1950, 1900, 1850, 1820 and 1800. They'll probably stay stuck between 1850 and 1900 for awhile. Good time to take a vacation.


MetaStock Technical Analysis software! Chart Powered by METASTOCK  (Sorry about the bull.)

Nasdaq Cycle Conditions as of 3/18/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6-10 Month

Top/???

Too Early

10-13 Week

Top/0-2W 

H1975

6-7 Week

Top/0

???

20-25 Days

SWD/4-9

??

8,13 Day

SWU/4-6

???

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Stoolwethers

Everybody's waiting for the vote to come in. But the market jury has rendered its verdict. Guilty! The chart shows a breakdown from the rare, but not unusual two headed hunchback with weak right shoulder. Short term, a bounce is due. Let's see what they can muster.
MetaStock Technical Analysis software! Chart Powered by METASTOCK  (Sorry about the bull.)

Golden Stool

The intermediate low looks like it's beginning to form.  


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Long Bong Hit

There's a short term down in yields here, but the intermediate cycle has turned up. Bond yields are headed higher, regardless of what the Fed does.  They may mark time for a few days, but the next upside move will be explosive. Should be interesting to see how the stock market likes that. This reminds me of 87. Bond yields bottomed and started rising sharply in May. The stock market crashed in October, five months after the turn in the bond market. It's been four months now since bond yields bottomed.  


MetaStock Technical Analysis software! Chart Powered by METASTOCK  (Sorry about the bull.)

Dollar Death Watch

The dollar rallied a bit. Strange as it sounds, this looks like an intermediate cycle low, but I think it's a fake. Either way it breaks out of this 117-118 range should see a sustained move. 

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