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10 Minute
Bar Charts 3/19/02
Dow Jokes
Inflatables
Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX)
Nasgap
Stoolies- See
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The Day The Earth Stood
Still( 3/19/02)
Al and Company sat on its hands
today. They did nothing in their meeting, announced nothing, and did no
feeding again today. With an overnight repo of 4.5 billion rolling
over from Monday, they actually drained reserves. Meanwhile, we've seen
the adjusted monetary base, M1, and broader measures of money all stop
growing over the last couple of months. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but
aren't we supposed to be in a recovery? And doesn't money grow in a
recovery. Or I guess maybe we have enough of it sloshing around out there
that we don't need any more. When one looks at loan demand and lo and
behold, this is what you see.
There is no growth! In fact, total loans and investments have actually
dropped slightly since last fall. So what does it mean that the Fed
announces a neutral stance, while yield are rising across the spectrum, there's
no loan demand and the money supply has stopped growing. It means that all
that excess money creation over the last 7 years, and especially the last
year, is coming home to roost, and it's not coming home as growth, it's
coming home as stagflation. If you've bought gas for your car in the last
week, that message is coming through loud and clear.
In that light, the Fed's action and statements
today were, as always, a sham. Their words are designed to manipulate the
markets, but it won't work. Bond yields will continue rising, earnings
will not improve, and the divisor the portfolio sphincters use to make the
excuse that stocks are not overvalued will rise as well. At that point it
will become painfully obvious to them that stocks are overvalued, and they
will pull in their pointy little horns, and some of them will start to
sell, just enough to send the market careening lower.
Meanwhile the Fed will be unable to
feed the market. The fact that they've been notably absent of late is
ample testament to that. They know that any further aggressive money
creation will be met with a collapse in the bond market. Under the
circumstances, they have no choice but to wean the stock market off the
constant monetary support, and let it fall of its own weight. That process
is going to begin any day now.
The Dow Jokes Inflatables rose on
the strength of another opening gap, spending the rest of the day treading
water. The index continues to flirt with its 6-7 week cycle centered
moving average price projection. It is close to the end of the line, but
that end won't be confirmed until the first down day that takes the 17 and
28 day rate of change indicators below their smoothing lines. The futures
are drifting lower tonight, and the wild and crazy Nick Me is down 165 the
first couple hours. Maybe Wednesday will be the day.
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 20.35, down from 20.75, at the lowest
level since June 30, 2001. This indicates extreme complacency,
and was a number that when last reached, preceded a devastating decline. However,
the churning persisted for weeks before the real drop began. Doc does not give much weight to sentiment indicators for
timing purposes because it's impossible to know what
is the ultimate "extreme", and how long the "extreme" will last.
But over the past four years, when the VIX has dropped below 20, a
devastating decline has always followed within a couple of weeks. We are
getting very close to that threshold. The question is how close is close
enough, and can we rely on that precedent?
Price, and price based indicators are always the final
arbiter. We see major
negative divergences on the charts, going back months. If this thing turns
down before the divergences
are resolved, these rallies have been nothing more distribution. That is
Wall Street's business, and they are masters of it. The resistance at 1180
still looks formidable, and when the 17 and 28 day rate of change oscillators turn
down, a reversal will be confirmed. The recent strength in the Sphincters
has been largely from the tremendous rally in the energy sector. Not
usually a good sign for the rest of the market.
Intermediate cycle indicators
are still headed up, but short term cycles have turned lower. The 1 year cycle up phase
has been under way since the September
2001 lows, and is now making a second top. This is not a new up cycle. It
is a mature one, and the recent rally acted more like a
blowoff, than a new bull leg. But the top building process may take weeks.
The upside centered moving average projections indicate a high in the
range of 1180 to 1210.
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 3/18/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Top
???
10-13
Week
Up/0-2W
1180-1210
6-7
Week
Top/0
H1175
20-25
Days
SWD/3-8
???
8,13
Day
SWU/0-4
1178
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasgap
Charts
The
six month cycle oscillator turned up in the Nas but it remains weak and in
negative territory. This indicates an extremely weak up phase,
and it could be a precursor to complete collapse several weeks from now. Short term cycles
have turned down, and centered moving average projections
around 1950-75 have been met. The short term down phase is likely to
manifest as a range. It will be at least several weeks before all cycles
get in gear to the downside.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Stoolwethers
Everybody's
waiting for the vote to come in. But the market jury has rendered its
verdict. Guilty! The chart shows a breakdown from the rare, but not
unusual two headed hunchback with weak right shoulder. Short term, a
bounce is due. Let's see what they can muster.
Chart Powered by METASTOCK (Sorry about the bull.)
Golden
Stool
The
intermediate low looks like it's beginning to form.
There's a short term down in
yields here, but the intermediate cycle has turned up. Bond yields are
headed higher, regardless of what the Fed does. They may mark time for a few
days, but the next upside move will be explosive. Should be interesting to
see how the stock market likes that. This reminds me of 87. Bond yields
bottomed and started rising sharply in May. The stock market crashed in
October, five months after the turn in the bond market. It's been four
months now since bond yields bottomed.
The dollar rallied a bit. Strange as it sounds, this looks like an
intermediate cycle low, but I think it's a fake. Either way it breaks out
of this 117-118 range should see a sustained move.
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