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"You don't have to be in Procter &
Gamble anymore. You can buy Micron." That was the attitude expressed
by one portfolio sphincter which epitomizes what this market is all
about.
The Wall Street strat-ego-ists, ego-nomists, portfolio
sphincters, poodits, analcysts, and assorted other Wall Street eck spurts
have cast their verdict. No way to go but up.
It's nuts.
The Dow Jokes dropped 153 points Tuesday. But
since "everybody expected" that, the level of concern was ZERO.
No surprise there, that's for sure. The pros on the Street never worry.
After all, it's not their money!
Doc, ever the skeptic, thinks this Dow rally, far
from just getting started, is just about over. The Nas, though, may have
some upside, given the enormous short interest and margin calls which are
pressuring the shorts into buying. It never ceases to amaze me that the
poodits scream long and loud about the shorts when prices are dropping,
but nobody ever stops to say ,"Hey, thanks, you guys!", when the
all the crappy worthless stocks on which the shorts have loaded up,
explodes to the upside.
Once those margin calls are finished, and the
shorts are wiped clean, the demand driving the surge in these worthless
tech stocks will disappear. The process is beginning.
Doc thinks the Dow and Sphincters Index have made
their highs, although they may be retested. The projections on the Nasdaq
range from 1860 to 1925, so it has a chance of making another new high as
the last of the die hard bears crapitulates.
Absolutely no one expects the market to turn on a
dime. Not even Doc is that insane. There's still plenty of roll left from
this snap hook out of the rough. But, as you know if you've ever hit a
snap hook out of the rough, or seen someone else hit one, the roll isn't
going to add anything in terms of distance.
As for whether the intermediate trend has turned
up, the consensus on the Street is not only that, but that this is a bull
market. They think that shot they hit is headed for the fairway. Uh uh. It
just clipped its first tree on the left. Intermediate cycle indicators and
long term cycle trends are turning, but so far, only turning flat, not
enough to confirm an up trending market for more than the short run. And
the rally hasn't quite carried outside the boundaries of the long term
downtrend enough to confirm a change in direction.
Admittedly all of this may just be the normal 4
or 5 day lag that comes before intermediate indicators confirm a turn. And
it may not seem that way, but at upturns in cycles of 5 months or more,
the first four days off the lows normally give off far more decisive
signals. The Dow's reversal today is a crack in the facade. The fact that
NO ONE on Wall Street is worried about it, is a good reason to take it
seriously. The Dow, after all, led this rally. Is the Nasdaq suddenly
going to take over leadership? Not once the shorts are done covering. When
they're through, the Nas will collapse like a house of cards and take the
market with it again..
SPX Charts
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 21.81, a new low for this cycle,
and the lowest level since the beginning of July. While it is worrisome is that
this indicator has been trending for six months, and it's no longer a certain judgment
that a VIX in the low 20s is extreme, the odds are that it is. These are
certainly not levels from which major upturns are launched. The extreme
complacency reflects the fact that institutions are fully invested. The
effective demand necessary to drive prices much higher is not going to be
there. The boys have already placed their bets.
The SPX has apparently broken
through major resistance. But stoolies know that market managers always do
that as a means of sucking in the last chartist's dollar before reversing.
The next few days are critical. If prices can hold above the downtrend
line, the bubble is back, alive and well, but if they fall back below that
line within a few days, as Doc expects they will, the bear will reassert
itself.
This 10-13 week cycle up phase, which 2 days
ago looked like it was going to be a sideways up, leading to a sharp down,
has changed its stripes. It broke the upper bands of descending
long term channels. That is exactly what happens at a selling climax at
the lower bands, and has happened during upside blowoffs. Is that what
this is? We'll know shortly. The short cycle oscillator has reached
a level consistent with a short term high, but that's not enough. If the
gains are consolidated, rather than immediately reversed, the only cycle
fit would be a rising long term cycle channel in the direction of the
dotted lines on the chart. The 10-13 week cycle high is due at any time
over the next 2 weeks. The centered moving average projection for that
cycle is now 1160. That was nearly reached. For the bear case to
remain alive the rally needs to be reversed probably no later than
Thursday.
This chart shows there's actually another
major resistance area that has not been penetrated, and the long term
downtrend, while moderating, is still intact. As strong as the rally has
been, the intermediate indicator has not turned up. It's acting like it
did in the summer of 2000.
Here's
a measure of the Fiber Nacho regurgitation ratio relative to the last
decline. Hmmmm.
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 3/5/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Down
???
10-13
Week
Up/0-2W
1160
6-7
Week
Up/0-5
1160
20-25
Days
Up/0-3
1150
8,13
Day
Top/0-1
1155
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
six month cycle oscillator has turned up. Will the up phase head sideways
or up? Short term cycles are near a high. If the short term down phase is not down in
real terms, they could blow this sky high. But Doc thinks that when the
short squeeze has exhausted itself, it will fall apart.
Time
series analysis confirms that the 6-7 week cycle phase is up, but the
10-13 and intermediate waves remain no better than flat. The Nas is weaker than the rest of
the market. A flat up phase is possible, but if the longer term oscillator
(navy) turns higher from above the zero line the move could be explosive
to the upside. So a great deal rides on what happens Wednesday and
Thursday. A reversal day is an outcome devoutly to be desired by bears. Otherwise,
it's going to be a long, cold, dark, and lonely spring here at the Stool.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Bork
Attack!
Tuesday's
strength in tech was helped along by another major borking. The borkers
just love to bork Intel because they know they can get a lot of mileage
out of it. They make an absolute killing on these. The borkees never seem
to catch on. Or maybe they do, but they don't care because, why? All
together now, "It ain't their money!" It's yours.
The
gold stocks remain in consolidation, preparing for the next move up in
preparation for the coming hyperinflation. There now appears to be some
risk that the end stage of the short term down phase will get a selloff
down into the high 70s.
The 6-7
and 10-13 week cycles in bond yields are turning up. The 6 month cycle has
been in a down phase for three months. That resulted in a trading range
and it is ending. Bond yields may be ready to stage a powerful move up
which could send 10 year Treasury yields rocketing above 5.5%. But watch
the 28 day rate of change closely. If that turns down bond yields will
head down. If investors start buying bonds, it means they are selling
stocks.
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