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Dr. Stepan N. Stool, A.S.S. Chair

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December 30, 2001



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Borking The Borkers (2/4/02)

Monday morning, with the futures beginning to come unraveled, we got word through Wall Street's infomercials networks that a couple of the biggest borkers were instituting another borking, this time in guess what, semiconductors, and semiconductor equipment stocks. These sectors are the most popular borking targets because they are the most heavily traded momentum engines. In the right environment they have the potential to ignite the entire market. They also present the biggest problems for the borkers, when the public loses patience with these stocks and dump them. 

Regular readers know that a borker is a firm, also known as a borkerage, that is in the business of borkering. Borkering, or borkiong for short, is the selling stocks out of the firm's own inventory to the suckers, er, ah, I mean, its customers, on the recommendation of its shills, also known as analcysts and market strat-ego-ists. The borker's market making arm, which may be a NYSE Specialist operation, or a Nasdaq market maker, has either wittingly, or unwillingly been forced, to overload with a certain type of inventory. In this case it was the semiconductor equipment stocks which the public has been dumping in size in recent weeks. In order to get rid of this unwanted inventory, Goldman Sucks put the bork on AMAT, KLAC, TER, ATMI, and NVLS. Normally a borking like this gives the firm's market makers several days to feed the stock off on the borkerees, generally the portfolio sphincters in charge of shrinking your formerly swollen retirement funds. The borkerees are usually quite willing to buy enough stock to give the borker a handsome profit.

Last week, however, we saw a major borking by Mohel Lynch (Oy do we got tips for you) in Untel. Borkers love heavily traded stocks, and especially those with giant market cap because it enables them to more easily disguise the age old practice of pump and dump. Somehow, if it's Dow stock, it seems more respectable. But last weeks borking of Untel did not last long enough to fool enough people. Everybody that got borked on Thrusday is now sitting with a loss. 

This did not bode well for Monday's borking of the Semiconductor Equipment stocks by Golden Sacks, and the borking of a group of semiconductor stocks CSFB, ( Kiss-and-Fib). This was either very stupid timing, or a sign of exterme desperation by the borkers. Indeed, the borking could only be successfully supported for about 4 hours. By the end of the day most of the stocks were below Friday's level, or well on their way. If the borkers miscalculated, and they are now stuck with inventory they could not unload, this will only add to the market's downside illiquidity in the days ahead. Should be fun to watch.

The Dowager spent the day basically falling apart, with the exception of a brief bounce around mid-day. The index closed down 220, at 9687, just a tick above its low of the day. The Dow is the index the Street insiders want the public to see. It is the most easily manipulated, since 3 specialist firms control all 20 stocks. The index remains in its Bulloney Bullhorn formations. Followers of Dr. Stool will also recognize the developing Hunchback formation with the weak right shoulder that is now near completion. The shoulder line of the formation is downsloping, and now lies just above 9500. When this level breaks, the Hunchback will fall down. 


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SPX Charts

The Portfolio Sphincters measure their performance against the benchmark Portfolio Sphincters' Index. The index dropped 27.76 to 1094 breaking a key level formerly known as support. (No such thing as support in a bear market.) This is where the swan dive phase begins. The VIX shows only a minor move into neutral ground. The behavior of investors remains remarkably similar to last summer. We are now in the late August part of the cycle. The slope of the decline ahead may or not be as severe as last September's, but should last a good deal longer. This will not be just a 15 day selloff followed by an immediate recovery.


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This is very early in the 6 month cycle down phase. That cycle is 6 months in name only. It can be as long as 10 months. Prices are heading for the lower long term channel boundaries. The dark blue channel is the 12-18 month cycle. That cycle's slope  should now become more negative. The short cycle is just now turning down, meaning that the next 10-15 days should be marked by severe weakness. The 10-13 week cycle just made a second peak. It is in a  position similar to late August, but appears to be even weaker now.


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The next fiber nacho retracement level is around 1050, where the central trend tendency also lies. That won't hold. Nor will the 61.8% level. This baby's going all the way back and then some.


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SPX Cycle Conditions as of 2/1/02

Cycle

Phase

Target

6 Month

Down

950

10-13 Week

Down

1055p

6-7 Week

Down

??

4 Week

Down

1045p

8,13 Day

Down

1050

L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Nasdaq Charts

The Nas lost 55.71, closing at 1855, after a very minor bounce at the bell. There was an hour long bounce around mid day, but other than that and the bounce at the bell, it was all downhill. The Nas's position is also similar to late August in cyclical terms, so here again there doesn't seem to be a reason to expect anything other than the same outcome. 1400 here we come, doodah, doodah.


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Here's another clear picture of the Hunchback Formation. The market will probably gap the shoulder line, causing the I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up pattern.

 
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Nasdaq Cycle Conditions as of 2/1/02

Cycle

Phase

Target

6-10 Month

Down

1300p

10-13 Week

Down

1725p

6-7 Week

Down

1750p

4 Week

Down

1750p

8,13 Day

Down

1750p

L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Stoolwethers

WhoLit Packdog has been doing well of late, and Moanday morning the company raised guidance for the first quarter. Helluva lot of good that did. Consider it a sell signal. This stock's cycles are topping out a little behind the market. There are some funny things going on, on this chart, having to do with the proposed Compaq merger. Beware.


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JP Moogan continues to implode. The cycles are breaking down, and cycle channels should begin to slope down more sharply. There are other major bank stock charts that look almost this bad. As go the banks, so goes the stock market, especially in these days where they are so directly involved in stock trading. Troubled banks liquidate all kinds of trading vehicles, including stocks.


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