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In our ongoing exercise of
reviewing daily poodit commentary in one big pile, where it belongs, here
is today's poodit wisdom. Pay attention to the subtle
difference between remarks coming from the buy side of the Street, and the
sell side. [Dr. Stool's comments in brackets]
Buy Side Poodits
There is little
conviction and a lot of confusion. I think there is a lot of fear, because
people don't want to be blindsided by the next piece of bad news. It is a
very intolerant, unforgiving landscape out there. Mental Institution
Head Trader
People are
gravitating toward companies that have products and business models that
are easy to understand -- they know soap, but they don't understand 'DRAM.
Portfolio Sphincter
It's going to take
signs earnings are going to get better to get this market going.
Accounting questions add to the lack of confidence in earnings numbers. Portfolio
Sphincter
People's
expectations were way too high. Earnings will recover, but it won't happen
overnight.'' Portfolio Sphincter
The manufacturing
report ``is a bullish sign,'' said Brian Slater, who helps manage $500
million at Condor Capital Management in Martinsville, New Jersey. Portfolio
Sphincter
Below the current,
the economy has been improving far more than the market reality would
indicate. And all things considered, the market is really behaving quite
well today [Thursday]. But there's still tremendous anxiety; the market is
held hostage to individual corporate news and accountability. Portfolio
Sphincter
Sell Side Poodits
It's very difficult to pick out the
overall trend by watching the daily action. It's a market of individual
stock trends: for some stocks it's still correction time while bullish
trends are continuing uninterrupted for others. Borker Technical
Analcyst
Until resistance levels are breached, any
near-term rally will simply [be viewed as] an interruption in the
S&P's and Nasdaq's downtrends and another brief rally within the Dow's
trading range. Borker Technical Analcyst
This thing is still trying to go up on
hope, but there is no real conviction. That is why you are getting these
wide swings. Borker Head Trader
There are still a lot of issues out there
with accounting. Almost all companies pay accountants extremely well so
they can make their numbers. Borker Head Trader
We're flirting with key technical support
levels. Markets rally but then can't sustain. There's continued
nervousness about accounting and corporate profits, but no catalyst to
move us out of it. Borker Head Trader
"We're near the top of a very tight
and rigid trading range right now. Enron-itis has injected enough
uncertainty that upwards moves cannot be sustained. Borker
Strat-ego-ist
You get the
feeling people would like to follow through, but there's no conviction.
We're in a range here. It's a mixed bag. We need to see a clear bottom
before we can really move on. Borker Head Trader
Others
Equity premiums continue to rise in the
wake of the Enron scandal and the increased scrutiny of accounting
methods. This will place additional pressure on still-elevated valuations.
How will investor trust be restored? Time and increasingly detailed annual
reports will help. - Ratings Agency
Summary
SPX Charts
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility closed at 25.82, still indicating the relative
complacency, typical of the early stages of a downtrend. The picture
remains remarkably like last summer's. Momentum is terrible, and has room
to get a LOT worse.
The cycle picture is very muddled, but the 6-7
week wave appears to be dominant. It had a very short up phase.
Yesterday's cycle count indicated that the 6-7 might top out as early as
today (Thursday), and sure enough! The market could begin trending, and we
may be looking at 4-5 weeks of steady declines.
The
Cycle Conditions tables have a new feature, a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. Is Doc a wild and crazy guy, or just a glutton for
punishment? Actually, this is because I miscounted the last 13 day
cycle, and was a day late and a dollar short at the low, looking for it on
Monday, instead of Friday. That's no excuse, because 12 days is close
enough, but this will force all of us to be a little more vigilant. It
will still be wrong most of the time, but a little discipline can't
hurt.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 2/21/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Down/1-4M
925
10-13
Week
Down/1-4W
???
6-7
Week
Down/21-26
???
20-25
Days
Down/7-12
??
8,13
Day
Down/3-7
1000
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
Nas took out that lower descending trendline and the short cycle
oscillator turned down. The 10-13 week cycle oscillator is extremely weak,
indicative of trending. The Nas has dropped over 400 points in 6 weeks,
and appears poised to accelerate
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Golden
Stool
The
gold stocks remain in a corrective phase. Thursday's upturn does not
appear to be the start of a new up leg. A sideways to mildly down down
phase as momentum oscillators come down is very bullish for the
intermediate and longer term, at this stage.
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