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February 19, 2002


Dow Jokes -10 Min. Bars 2/21/02


Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX)

Nasty


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Wisdom of the Poodits

In our ongoing exercise of reviewing daily poodit commentary in one big pile, where it belongs, here is today's poodit wisdom. Pay attention to the subtle difference between remarks coming from the buy side of the Street, and the sell side. [Dr. Stool's comments in brackets]

Buy Side Poodits

There is little conviction and a lot of confusion. I think there is a lot of fear, because people don't want to be blindsided by the next piece of bad news. It is a very intolerant, unforgiving landscape out there. Mental Institution Head Trader

People are gravitating toward companies that have products and business models that are easy to understand -- they know soap, but they don't understand 'DRAM. Portfolio Sphincter

It's going to take signs earnings are going to get better to get this market going. Accounting questions add to the lack of confidence in earnings numbers. Portfolio Sphincter

People's expectations were way too high. Earnings will recover, but it won't happen overnight.'' Portfolio Sphincter

The manufacturing report ``is a bullish sign,'' said Brian Slater, who helps manage $500 million at Condor Capital Management in Martinsville, New Jersey. Portfolio Sphincter

Below the current, the economy has been improving far more than the market reality would indicate. And all things considered, the market is really behaving quite well today [Thursday]. But there's still tremendous anxiety; the market is held hostage to individual corporate news and accountability. Portfolio Sphincter

Sell Side Poodits

It's very difficult to pick out the overall trend by watching the daily action. It's a market of individual stock trends: for some stocks it's still correction time while bullish trends are continuing uninterrupted for others. Borker Technical Analcyst

Until resistance levels are breached, any near-term rally will simply [be viewed as] an interruption in the S&P's and Nasdaq's downtrends and another brief rally within the Dow's trading range. Borker Technical Analcyst

This thing is still trying to go up on hope, but there is no real conviction. That is why you are getting these wide swings. Borker Head Trader

There are still a lot of issues out there with accounting. Almost all companies pay accountants extremely well so they can make their numbers. Borker Head Trader

We're flirting with key technical support levels. Markets rally but then can't sustain. There's continued nervousness about accounting and corporate profits, but no catalyst to move us out of it. Borker Head Trader

"We're near the top of a very tight and rigid trading range right now. Enron-itis has injected enough uncertainty that upwards moves cannot be sustained. Borker Strat-ego-ist

You get the feeling people would like to follow through, but there's no conviction. We're in a range here. It's a mixed bag. We need to see a clear bottom before we can really move on. Borker Head Trader

Others

Equity premiums continue to rise in the wake of the Enron scandal and the increased scrutiny of accounting methods. This will place additional pressure on still-elevated valuations. How will investor trust be restored? Time and increasingly detailed annual reports will help. - Ratings Agency

 

Summary


SPX Charts

The VIX, a sentiment indicator based on options volatility closed at 25.82, still indicating the relative complacency, typical of the early stages of a downtrend. The picture remains remarkably like last summer's. Momentum is terrible, and has room to get a LOT worse. 


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The cycle picture is very muddled, but the 6-7 week wave appears to be dominant. It had a very short up phase. Yesterday's cycle count indicated that the 6-7 might top out as early as today (Thursday), and sure enough! The market could begin trending, and we may be looking at 4-5 weeks of steady declines.


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The Cycle Conditions tables have a new feature, a wild guess as to number of periods to the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M) for the longer ones. Is Doc a wild and crazy guy, or just a glutton for punishment? Actually, this is because I miscounted the last 13 day cycle, and was a day late and a dollar short at the low, looking for it on Monday, instead of Friday. That's no excuse, because 12 days is close enough, but this will force all of us to be a little more vigilant. It will still be wrong most of the time, but a little discipline can't hurt. 

SPX Cycle Conditions as of 2/21/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6-10 Month

Down/1-4M

925

10-13 Week

Down/1-4W 

???

6-7 Week

Down/21-26

???

20-25 Days

Down/7-12

??

8,13 Day

Down/3-7

1000

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Nasdaq Charts

The Nas took out that lower descending trendline and the short cycle oscillator turned down. The 10-13 week cycle oscillator is extremely weak, indicative of trending. The Nas has dropped over 400 points in 6 weeks, and appears poised to accelerate


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Nasdaq Cycle Conditions as of 2/21/02

Cycle

Phase/DTT

Target

6-10 Month

Down/1-5M

975p

10-13 Week

Down/5-10

??

6-7 Week

Down/??

??

20-25 Days

Down/10-15

??

8,13 Day

Down/3-5

1550

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Golden Stool

The gold stocks remain in a corrective phase. Thursday's upturn does not appear to be the start of a new up leg. A sideways to mildly down down phase as momentum oscillators come down is very bullish for the intermediate and longer term, at this stage.


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Sucktor Watch

The SUX index has been under distribution for 3 months. It is primed for a massive breakdown. 


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