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It was another wild and crazy day on Carefree
Street. As usual, the FBI* Director said nothing on Capitol Hill, and
financial infomercial media gave inadequate coverage to the Senate Enron
Hearings, where four top analcysts who had strong buys on Enron all the
way down, were grilled by the Senators. The market looked like it would
stage a reversal day, but the window washers stepped in at the end to jam
the tape back to the plus side. Short sellers, having been burned over and
over, played a role with panicked short covering, both in the early rally,
and the late uptick. They were spooked by the early strong durable goods
report, and they looked at the afertnoon selloff as a gift horse. Even
diehard bears were doubters this morning. But not Dr. Stool. He was just
mad as hell.
*Financial Bubble Inc.
As the intraday charts show, the size and speed
of the afternoon selloff was impressive, and it was enough to turn 8 day
cycle indicators down after the sell signal late on Tuesday whipsawed on
the open. The Dow Inflatables again ran through the Bulloney Bullhorn, and
again, they couldn't hold it. The Dow pierced its 6-7 week cycle centered
moving average projection of 10,200. That cycle is now nearly 4 weeks
along, and it has been the most visible trading cycle. It is also
apparently the fourth week of the 10-13 week cycle up phase. Portfolio Sphincters
and the market's stage managers continue to squeeze as much as they can
into the 30 Dow stocks, but air pockets are developing, as the their tank
is running out of the liquid fuels known as cash. They are in the process
of failing at a retest of the January high.
Looking at the real market averages below, the
cycle indicators show that at most, the churning at the top has 3 days
left, if that. It may be over already. Upside projections have been met.
Sentiment is insanely complacent, and momentum is poor. It looks just like
early August immediately before the market collapsed.
Wisdom of the Poodits
In the ongoing exercise of
reviewing daily poodit commentary in one big pile, where it belongs, here
is today's poodit wisdom. Pay attention to the subtle
difference between remarks coming from the buy side of the Street, and the
sell side. [Dr. Stool's comments in brackets]
Buy Side Poodits
Portfolio Sphincters
``We're coming out of this recession, but at a
very slow pace, and tech is lagging the rest of the economy,'' said James
Lyon, a portfolio manager at Oakwood Capital Management, who bought Cisco
shares today when they fell below $15. [It's your money, not his.]
``Everyone is so skeptical that this economy is indeed improving,''
said Joseph Williams, Commerce Bank Investment Management Group. Williams
is optimistic that the economy has started to recover and companies may
beat profit forecasts this year. [Irrational exuberance is back.] He
favors retailers including Wal-Mart Stores Inc. and Best Buy Inc., as well
as semiconductors, because they will benefit the most from an economic
rebound. [Hasn't figured out yet that the market is the economy, not the
other way around.]
``People are realizing the recovery will not be that fast,'' said
Howard Kornblue, portfolio manager at ING Pilgrim, which manages $18
billion. ``Maybe they were a little bit more optimistic, thinking
Greenspan was going to make it appear the recovery was going to be sooner
rather than later. But as they digested the comments, they realized it
will take more time.'' [Hey no big deal, so it'll take another quarter. We
can wait.]
``The consumer has been remarkably robust through all this. A lot of
the purchasing that was going to take place has already taken place,''
said James Gribbell, who helps manage $70 billion at David L. Babson &
Co. He has been selling telecom shares. [Contradictory gibberish. He's
selling telecom now that it's down 90%? What was he doing last year?]
Traders
"It's been happening all month where the market rallies to the top
of the range and then falls off," David Briggs, head trader at
Federated Investors. "There's a lot of bi-polar disorder out there. There's
one camp that says we're going to have another leg down; there's another
camp that says the economy's improving." [Moonlights as a
shrink]
"We are going to see some recovery in the economy, but maybe not
as much as some people expected," Andrew Wallace, managing director
of R.J. O'Brien. [He expects to sit here for awhile.]
Sell Side Poodits
Ego-nomists
"The recovery in corporate profits may not be as strong as
expected," William Sullivan, chief economist at Morgan Stanley [A
little worried, but not too.]
Strat-ego-ists
Peter Cardillo, chief investment strategist with Global Partners
Securities - "What's encouraging is that the market appears to be
disassociating itself from the Enron problem and focusing more on the
economy." [This guy can read the market's mind.]
"We have seen increasing evidence, both from our own work and that
of our economists, that the predicted U.S. economic recovery is under
way" - John Manley of SSB. [And????]
Technical Analcysts
``But the market is very segmented and if you are talking about
technology stocks, it's very hard to be bullish,'' said Ken Tower, chief
technical analyst at CyberTrader Inc. ``There are few names in the
semiconductor area that have attractive trends, but most of the stocks
there, you are just looking for an opportunity to sell them on a rally.''
[Uh, oh, suddenly lots of tech bears out there.]
Analcysts
Wachovia Securities Inc. analyst Stephen Koffler said Cisco may report
lower-than-expected profit this year because many large customers are
reluctant to approve information technology projects that include
networking. [He's a lit-tle late. Where was he a month ago when the stock
was 20?]
Others
"The equity market was comforted by the numerous reasons Greenspan
cited as reasons for optimism on the economic outlook and the bond market
was comforted by Greenspan's notes of caution, which hint at a neutral
policy stance and therefore no threat of interest rate increases,"
maintained Tony Crescenzi, chief bond strategist at Miller Tabak & Co.
{Bullish.]
"Greenspan still clearly believes the recovery is not yet
sufficiently well established to risk spooking the markets," echoed
Ian Shepherdson, chief U.S. economy at High Frequency Economics. "Inflation
will remain low so there is no pressing need to act while markets are
still fragile. On balance, the recovery story told by the chairman is now
a bit more forceful." [He's bullish.]
Summary
Once again, a sense that while things are going nowhere fast, no one is
the least bit worried that things may get a lot worse. Most are are at
least mildly bullish. Almost everyone is bearish on tech however. That's
ok, because it's new, but it does suggest that the final phase of tech
liquidation is getting under way. We have a ways to go before they hit
bottom. The fact that Goldman is dropping coverage of chip stocks (see Stoolwethers)
tells us that they have finished liquidating out of tech. If you consider
them the smart money, in that they are the smartest crooks, you have to
figure there are still plenty of sellers out there.
The
above quotes culled from Boomberg, SeeBS.Markethype, Rhoiders,
and that outfit with half a dozen national media names whose stock is going down the
drain.
SPX Charts
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 23.09. Complacency remains sky high
in spite of the selloff Wednesday afternoon. Momentum is terrible, and
has room to get a LOT worse. The
picture remains remarkably like last summer. No two periods are exactly alike, but from a
cyclic perspective the market looks like it looked then, with
sentiment and momentum at virtually identical levels. It's beginning to
look more like August again.
Like last July-August, the 10-13 week
cycle is up. It has been in an up phase for 4 weeks, but the
trend direction manifests as a trading range. This, ladies and gentlemen,
is a classic sideways up phase, the same kind that preceded the collapse
last August. The market is in almost the same position and condition, in
terms of cycles and psychology, that it was at the beginning of August.
Yesterday, centered moving average projections forecast a high of
1120.Time counts indicated the downturn was due in zero to 4 days. Now
it's zero to 3 days and counting.
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 2/27/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Down/1-4M
950
10-13
Week
SWU/0-2W
1080-1130
6-7
Week
Top/0-3
H1120
20-25
Days
Top/0-2
H1120
8,13
Day
Top/0
H1120
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
Nas is still trending. As a result it's difficult to get a read on the 10-13
week cycle, but cyclicality should be the same across all markets. The shorter cycles
have been in up phases for the
last several weeks, although you wouldn't be able to tell that without
extremely sensitive filters. Short term upside centered moving average
projections were 1785. That was surpassed by just a bit on Wednesday
morning.. The rally is over.
Have you
had your fiber nachos today. While the SPX was stuck at a 38.2%
retracement of the January February decline, the Nas ran up to 23.6%, and
stopped dead right there.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Golden
Stool
The
gold stocks are in a short and intermediate cycle down phase that should continue
to manifest as a trading range consolidating a bull trend. They now appear
to be coming off a 4 week cycle low. But with the intermediate cycle negative the
short term up phase will be limited. The next big move is due in April. If
it starts now, I won't complain. It would simply emphasize the strength of
the trend.
Bond
yields flip-flopped again. The early buying in stocks coincided with a big
selloff in bonds, and the selling in stocks accompanied buying in bonds.
Evidence suggests there's still no new money coming into the markets. The
sideways down phase in bond yields continues.
Back on
February 6, this space featured the borking of Untel by Mohel
Lynch (Oy do we got tips for you!) While Congress is focused on the incestuous
relationship between analcysts and investment banking, the real story is
how the analcysts are merely shills for the trading departments and market
making operations of their firms. The analcyst's buy recommendation
enabled Mohel's traders to unload a couple gazillion shares on the
portfolio sphincters (the ones ruining your retirement accounts),
and the general public, at the top.
One of the
worst offenders in this obscene practice has always been Golden Sacks,
which happens to make markets in about 900 Nasdaq stocks and is the NYSE
Specialist making exclusive markets in over 500 NYSE stocks. Today they
announced they were ending coverage of Intel and a bunch of chip
stocks.
I guess
they must have unloaded all their inventory.
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