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Last week was turnaround week. Options and
futures expired, Ken Lay took the fifth, Sherron Watkins pointed the
finger at Skilling and Fastow, IBM cooked its books, Tyco lowered
guidance, gold stocks held their ground in spite of some heavy handed
reverse borking, everybody started to wonder again how many more Enrons
might be out there, and some even wondered if all of the profit growth
from the late nineties was a sham.
It was all in all, a fine week for the upstanding
bears of the world. But, as the hourly bar charts at left illustrate so
well, there was still more than enough fraud to go around, in particular
the fraud now known as the Dow Jokes Stage Managed Index. The act of
upticking the Dow by 2 points to 10001, two minutes AFTER the bell on
Thursday was both a farce, and a fraud designed to mislead the public. The
market is a helluva lot sicker than the Dow indicates. The question is why
the Dow cartel even bothers. When the sheeple open their mutual fund
statements and see their retirement dreams smashed, they know the market
sucks. But hope springs eternal for the common man, conditioned by a
twenty year bull market, so he goes on with life in denial, with his head placed
firmly in the sand. People simply refuse to believe that stocks can go A
LOT lower, which they will, and soon.
Because of the public's misplaced hope, stocks
will go down on ever diminishing volume over time, while the systematic
destruction of wealth continues. The velocity of that destruction is about
to increase dramatically, as the market begins to enter a period of
alignment of multiple downside cycle phases. The mental institutions in
charge of ruining your retirement are fully invested, having gotten that
way in the belief that the post 9/11 selloff marked the bottom of the
market. They maintained that belief throughout the last three months while
the market was building yet another enormous speculative blowoff top. A review
of poodit comments in the early part of the week revealed nearly universal
bullishness - unbelievable in the face of what's been going on out there.
The bullish chorus, under the direction of Joe the Butthole, and Abby
Justa Colon, just drones on and on. They spit and drool over the economic
recovery, and forecast strong profit growth, that at the same time is
supposed to surprise everyone. And they point over and over again to
"all that cash on the sidelines." Well, Dr. Stool says, screw
that fictitious cash on the sidelines. The public has neither the will,
nor the wherewithal, to put any of it into the market. And if the profit
recovery is going to be such a surprise, why is everyone forecasting
it?
The wildly bullish noises made by the sphincters
is a function of them putting their mouths where your money is, stuffed up
the butt of this stinking rotten market. So with the sphincters fully
loaded with stocks, there is only one way for them to go. Down the
toilet.
Over the next few weeks we are entering a period
where it appears that all significant short, intermediate, and long term
cycles may be headed down at the same time. The major cap weighted
averages are still near the upper band of long term trend channels. The necessary
conditions for a crash are once again in place, and the countdown has
begun. The judge overseeing the Mafiasoft case, this weekend ordered the
world's largest criminal organization to turn over its Windows source code
to the 9 states continuing to pursue the case. It will be interesting to
see if this is enough to push the market over the edge. If it isn't, there
are other blows coming, count on it!
Weekend Pooditry
Here's a sampling of Friday's poodit sentiment
along with a little Stool editorial comment.
We're still
churning and working off the overbought conditions reached in late
December. [Holdin' and hopin'.]
Nobody is willing
to come off the sidelines. Skittish psychology takes time to heal. [Yeah,
like 30 years. Some people have learned their lesson.]
Eventually the good
news will overwhelm current worries and rekindle interest. [Another holdin'
and hopin']
The question
remaining is not when the recovery will come, but rather what the slope of
the recovery will be in the second half of 2002. [There you go again. No
question about the recovery.]
A company could
have great earnings numbers, but any whiff of accounting problems and
bingo, it's all over. Right now, you can't own stuff and sleep well. You
can only go to bed and say 'Wow, I hope I made the right decision. [Badda
bing, badda boom, you screwed up!]
If they can show
that the light coming at the end of the tunnel isn't a train, investors
will reward these types of companies. [Yeah, meanwhile, you just stand
there on the track, you dufus.]
People are trying
to get incremental data points to support a positive view. [Holdin' and
hopin'] Still, because of accounting issues, we're still in a holding
pattern. [Holding pattern is anything less than a 20% decline.]
Money managers
shoot first and ask questions later. They want to avoid controversy. [As
long as everybody else is doing it, I better do it!]
Quarterly reports
to the Securities and Exchange Commission will be scrutinized as never
before. That'll put a lid on the market. [ A lid? More like a sinkhole.]
Right now, people
are more inclined to own blue chips than speculative stocks. It's a little
bit of a valuation play. [This guy noticed the Dow is stronger than the
market. He thinks it's because of "valuation." Try
"manipulation."]
You don't want to
sit here going long with stocks and have something happen over the weekend.
[Long term view.]
Accounting
concerns, because of their heavy publicity, have already done about as
much market damage as they are going to. That probably suggests we're
close to the bottom. [Typical market strategist BS. Because the news is
bad, it must be the bottom.]
So there you have it. Suddenly from all that wild
enthusiasm earlier in the week, what we hear is hope and confusion, but
not a hint of outright bearishness. The market can fall a long way as the
tide of attitudes changes ever so slowly. Reality is rearing its ugly
head, but the crowd simply refuses to see it.
The Dow Jokes reversed course Friday after
reaching the 4 week centered moving average projection and the top of the
Bulloney Bullhorn. Short cycles have topped out and intermediate momentum
remains weak. Now that we've seen the top of the Bullhorn, the next stop
is the bottom.
The money supply has stopped growing. The adjusted monetary base, which is
driven by the Fed, is flat over the last month, and down since September.
Ditto for M1, which is directly influenced by the Fed. M3, which is more
directly related to growth in the GSE credit bubble, i.e. mortgage
creation, is also flattening as the refi bubble winds down. We are
witnessing the beginning of the collapse of the credit bubble economy.
None of the growth in money has helped the stock market over the long
haul. Clearly the conventional wisdom, don't fight the Fed, is dead wrong.
Furthermore, a shrinkage in money will go hand in hand with the coming
stock market disaster.
Last week, the Fed was actually tight, as they struggled to try and
bring down yields at the long end of the market. They increased
their outright holdings of government securities by only a half billion,
and actually reduced repos by 2.1 billion. Over the next two weeks 19
billion in repos come due. The Fed will need to rollover that amount to
just keep holdings level, and substantially more than that to meet
the needs of a banking system in crisis. All of this is extremely bad news
for the stock market, which is now the least of the Fed's worries.
SPX Charts
On the weekly chart, the SPX is
about a third of the way down in the 4 year cycle channel. The big
question is what will be the ultimate rate of decline in the secular
trend. We won't know until later this year when the next important
cyclical low is established. The important thing is that the current
decline is just getting started. A lot of people are looking for a low in
March-April. Don't count on it. The late third quarter is more like it.
The VIX continues to signal ultra complacency.
Ignore the spikes - bad data. Momentum is extremely weak. A downturn from
this level is a portent of a crash. It could start at any time within the
next two weeks.
Short term cycles have topped out, and the
10-13 week cycle has been in an extremely week up phase for a little over
two weeks. With momentum as weak as it is, that up phase could be
truncated, and followed by an extended down phase, lasting well into April
or even May. By then, the index should be at the lower end of the channel.
The
Cycle Conditions tables have a new feature, a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. Is Doc a wild and crazy guy, or just a glutton for
punishment? Actually, this is because I miscounted the last 13 day
cycle, and was a day late and a dollar short at the low, looking for it on
Monday, instead of Friday. That's no excuse, because 12 days is close
enough, but this will force all of us to be a little more vigilant. It
will still be wrong most of the time, but a little discipline can't
hurt.
SPX
Cycle
Conditions as of 2/14/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Down/1-4M
925
10-13
Week
Top/7-10W
Too Early
6-7
Week
Top/24-29
Too Early
20-25
Days
Down/14-19
Too Early
8,13
Day
Down/3-6
1080p
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
weekly chart of the Nasdaq looks even worse than the SPX. The probability
of a crash is high.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Golden
Stool
Gold
is beginning a consolidation of its uptrend. The intermediate trend is
extended, BUT there's no such thing as overbought in a bull market,
especially in the early stages, which this one is. The corrective phase
should be no worse than sideways, and the 6 month cycle indicator could
correct even if the price continued to drift higher.
Back on
January 10, after the stock had closed at 122, here's what I had to say
about IBM:
Here's
Dr. Stool's favorite Stoolwether, IBM, not because he likes the stock.
Because of the name, silly! If you look at the price portion of the graph
you think, nice uptrend, right? Wrong! Since the last week in October this
stock has been under distribution. Rising price trend, declining momentum.
Yes, everyone knows that BM can float, and stocks can levitate, but they
can only do it for so long. IBM is about to start sinking, just like
all those other overpriced big BM's out there. Those rumors you heard
about today? That was the specialist inventing an excuse. They are short
up the kazoo, and it's time to start dropping this turd.
And here's
the chart today. Note that my opinion hasn't changed. For the past year
the stock has been in an enormous top. Within a few weeks, it will break
out the bottom of this range.
On
the weekly chart, it's still not clear that bond yields have turned the
corner. This is an epic turning point. Although the long term indicator
has signaled a bottom, the intermediate indicator is heading down. If the
10 Year yield remains in the 4.75 to 5.0 range while the intermediate down
phase, yields will explode higher later in the year. On the other hand a
retest of the lows can't be ruled out. A drop back toward 4.50 would
signal that something was terribly wrong in the economy and the financial
system. Which it is.
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