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It looked and felt crazier than it was, as the market
gyrated wildly within a narrow range Tuesday. In the end, the Dow
dropped 0.2%, the SPX lost .39%, and the Nasty was off .67%. That followed
a big gap down on the open, then three waves of frenzied short covering
lasting until late in the afternoon. Traders were nervous about what AMAT
would say after the close. AMAT didn't say anything different. They're
losing money and recovery is still out there a quarter or two. That
prompted an after hours selloff which was subsequently reversed. At 6:30.
the futures were near where there were at 4 PM.
The failure of the rally to follow through left
bulls muttering and confused. Note that this is only a problem for bulls.
Bears expect these things, and are fatalistic about rallies. It's hard to understand
why so many would remain bullish under the circumstances. They must like
being confused. Gradually, as more bulls become bears, they'll be less
confused, and certainly happier. Aside from that thought, I couldn't find
anyone else who said anything really stupid today, so lets get to the
charts.
The Dowager continued to trade
in a line, as the old time chartists would say. To Dr. Stool, it looks
like a sideways up phase in the 4 and 6-7 week cycles that will lead to a
collapse one of these days. The little up phase in the 8 and 13 day cycles
will be short lived. Maybe it's already over. I see a nice downtrend channel
forming, don't you. Let's get to the bottom of that.
The VIX, a measure of options
volatility which traders use as a sentiment indicator, closed at 23.5,
still indicative of a top. The parallels to last August are still there
(red arrows). Intermediate momentum remains weak.
The short cycle oscillator says the market has
been in an up phase beginning with the late January low. It's a
quintessential sideways up phase. These are invariably followed by a
sharply descending down phase.
In the game of trendline versus fiber nacho
reflux, trendline won this one. The rally should have carried to 1116 to
appease the fibernauts. It didn't. But tomorrow is another day. If this
rally isn't already dead, it will be by Wednesday.
The
cycle charts have a new feature, a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. Is Doc a wild and crazy guy, or just a glutton for
punishment? Actually, this is because I miscounted the last 13 day
cycle, and was a day late and a dollar short at the low, looking for it on
Monday, instead of Friday. That's no excuse, because 12 days is close
enough, but this will force all of us to be a little more vigilant. It
will still be wrong most of the time, but a little discipline can't
hurt.
SPX
Cycle
Conditions as of 2/12/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Down/1-4M
830
10-13
Week
Down/3-6W
1050
6-7
Week
SWU/4-9
H1110-15
20-25
Days
Top/10-15
??
8,13
Day
Top/2
H1110
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
We see the
same sideways up phase in the Nas, except this one isn't even sideways.
There are two possible interpretations. Either this is a bottom, or the
market's about to crash.
Actually
the 2 day rally looked like a simple retracement to the breakdown line, a
very common occurrence. Hopefully if you look at the two circles, you'll
see that the market is behaving similarly to its pattern in August, which
is to be expected, given that the cycle phasing is similar. The outcome
won't be identical, but there should at least be an echo.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Golden
Stool
The
reverse borking of Newmont the other day is almost criminal, considering
how bullish the charts of all the gold stocks are. It's time for a
pullback, but it should be shallow. I give it 50-50 that rather than
pull back, it just keeps trending. The early stages of bull markets are
like that. And that's where the gold stocks are.
If
bond yields just bottomed again, we are looking at some real carnage in
all the markets. It's too early to know for sure. If the yield gets back
over 5%, and within the intermediate channel projection, it could be very
ugly.
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