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Published 5 times per week by the American Academy of Stock Proctology and 
the American Society of Shortsellers
Dr. Stepan N. Stool, A.S.S. Chair

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December 30, 2001



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Wildly Going Nowhere (2/11/02)

It looked and felt crazier than it was, as the market gyrated wildly within a narrow range Tuesday.  In the end, the Dow dropped 0.2%, the SPX lost .39%, and the Nasty was off .67%. That followed a big gap down on the open, then three waves of frenzied short covering lasting until late in the afternoon. Traders were nervous about what AMAT would say after the close. AMAT didn't say anything different. They're losing money and recovery is still out there a quarter or two. That prompted an after hours selloff which was subsequently reversed. At 6:30. the futures were near where there were at 4 PM.

The failure of the rally to follow through left bulls muttering and confused. Note that this is only a problem for bulls. Bears expect these things, and are fatalistic about rallies. It's hard to understand why so many would remain bullish under the circumstances. They must like being confused. Gradually, as more bulls become bears, they'll be less confused, and certainly happier. Aside from that thought, I couldn't find anyone else who said anything really stupid today, so lets get to the charts. 

The Dowager continued to trade in a line, as the old time chartists would say. To Dr. Stool, it looks like a sideways up phase in the 4 and 6-7 week cycles that will lead to a collapse one of these days. The little up phase in the 8 and 13 day cycles will be short lived. Maybe it's already over. I see a nice downtrend channel forming, don't you. Let's get to the bottom of that.


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SPX Charts

The VIX, a measure of options volatility which traders use as a sentiment indicator, closed at 23.5, still indicative of a top. The parallels to last August are still there (red arrows). Intermediate momentum remains weak.


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The short cycle oscillator says the market has been in an up phase beginning with the late January low. It's a quintessential sideways up phase. These are invariably followed by a sharply descending down phase.

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In the game of trendline versus fiber nacho reflux, trendline won this one. The rally should have carried to 1116 to appease the fibernauts. It didn't. But tomorrow is another day. If this rally isn't already dead, it will be by Wednesday.


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The cycle charts have a new feature, a wild guess as to number of periods to the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M) for the longer ones. Is Doc a wild and crazy guy, or just a glutton for punishment? Actually, this is because I miscounted the last 13 day cycle, and was a day late and a dollar short at the low, looking for it on Monday, instead of Friday. That's no excuse, because 12 days is close enough, but this will force all of us to be a little more vigilant. It will still be wrong most of the time, but a little discipline can't hurt. 

SPX Cycle Conditions as of 2/12/02

Cycle

Phase/PTT

Target

6-10 Month

Down/1-4M

830

10-13 Week

Down/3-6W

1050

6-7 Week

SWU/4-9

H1110-15

20-25 Days

Top/10-15

??

8,13 Day

Top/2

H1110

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Nasdaq Charts

We see the same sideways up phase in the Nas, except this one isn't even sideways. There are two possible interpretations. Either this is a bottom, or the market's about to crash. 

I thought you'd like that.


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Actually the 2 day rally looked like a simple retracement to the breakdown line, a very common occurrence. Hopefully if you look at the two circles, you'll see that the market is behaving similarly to its pattern in August, which is to be expected, given that the cycle phasing is similar. The outcome won't be identical, but there should at least be an echo.


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Nas traders obviously are more fiber nacho conscious. Nice channel, huh?


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Nasdaq Cycle Conditions as of 2/12/02

Cycle

Phase/DTT

Target

6-10 Month

Down/1-5M

1300p

10-13 Week

Down/3-7W

1725

6-7 Week

SWU/6-11

???

20-25 Days

Top/11-16

1725

8,13 Day

SWU/2

1850

PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low, H-High
*SWD= Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
  SWU=Sideways Up
  p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project


Golden Stool

The reverse borking of Newmont the other day is almost criminal, considering how bullish the charts of all the gold stocks are. It's time for a pullback, but it should be shallow. I  give it 50-50 that rather than pull back, it just keeps trending. The early stages of bull markets are like that. And that's where the gold stocks are.


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Long Bong Hit 

If bond yields just bottomed again, we are looking at some real carnage in all the markets. It's too early to know for sure. If the yield gets back over 5%, and within the intermediate channel projection, it could be very ugly.


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