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Lately, Doc has taken to paying
closer attention to what Charles Biderman of Trimtabs.com has to say about
the market. His approach makes sense, it has resulted in some good market
calls. Here's a quote from tonight's SeeBS.Markethype, which at least
makes an effort to report the few bearish forecasters out there.:
Trim Tabs noted that corporate investors
turned "horribly bearish" last week in the face of bullish
government statistics. The fund flow
and liquidity tracker said the net change in trading float of shares grew
dramatically.
"The trading float grows when either
companies or insiders sell never before traded shares. The trading float
shrinks via stock buybacks and cash takeovers," Trim Tabs explained,
pointing out that new offerings of $4.6 billion late week trounced the
meager $497 million of new cash takeovers and $235 million of stock
buyback announcements.
"Corporate investors are bearish and
Wall Street market strategists are bullish. There is no doubt that
corporate investors have a much better record of predicting the
future," the firm concluded in its latest research note.
Still the market again staged a late
day comeback from the disastrous telecom news which sent it reeling on the
open. There was no downside follow through as the lows were set in the
first 15 minutes. Once again, the stage managers were able to get the Dow
jokes Inflatables floating again, and the rest of the market tried to
follow. Even the Nasgap staged a last minute recovery off its lows. But
the gap down in the morning still left a rare Floating Turd chart pattern
on the hourly chart of the index.
The late rally carried the Dow to a
plus close, pushing the 6-7 week centered moving average projection out to
10,800. The back of this uptrend ahs yet to be broken, as the Turdy Thirty
version of the 1970's Nifty Fifty, continues to levitate.
The VIX, a sentiment indicator
based on options volatility, closed at 21.39, down from 22.37, continuing a string of
readings indicting high levels of complacency, which is nothing we don't
already know. Doc does not give much weight to sentiment indicators for
timing purposes because it's impossible to know what
is extreme, and how long the "extreme" will last. If this is a new bubble, then the
readings we are seeing are not extreme. We can only know when they are,
after they have turned. The majority is always eventually wrong, but just
when will "eventually" rear its ugly head?
Price and price based indicators are always the final
arbiter, and they are still pointing up. We are looking at major
negative divergences, so that assuming this thing turns before the divergences
are resolved, these rallies have been nothing more than major
distribution. Looking at the chart, there may be one more little squirt
left in this thing that should finally exhaust the process.
All of the cycle indicators
are headed up. The cycle indicators may be
signaling a "sideways up phase", i.e. a trading range within longer
term waves that are almost flat, with prices at the top of the wave bands. A breakout above
the December January highs would be needed to indicate an upward slope in the 12-18 month
cycle. It has been in an up phase since the September
2001 lows. This is a mature cycle, and the current action smells more like a
blowoff top than a major bear market bottom. The SPX has some serious resistance
to contend with in the 1180 area, and much of the demand has already been
absorbed in the panic. We also should be on the lookout for a WHOPsaw,
where the market's stage managers engineer a breakout to suck in the last
of the stragglers before dropping the curtain and leaving the audience in
the dark muttering, "Hey wha' happened?"
The
Cycle Conditions tables include cycle phase and a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. This is a fluid exercise, in other words, the
projections are likely to be wrong, but they force us to be vigilant for
key turning points, and frequently work well enough to prevent costly
misreadings of the market.
SPX
Cycle Conditions as of 3/12/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Up
1200p
10-13
Week
Up/0-3W
1180
6-7
Week
Up/0-2
1170
20-25
Days
Up/2-6
1190
8,13
Day
SWD/0
??
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
The
six month cycle oscillator has turned up. But it may only be a sideways up
phase, the kind that precedes a big selloff. Short term cycles are near a
high and centered moving average projections are now grouping around
1950-75.
Where are the shortest
cycles? The 8 and 13 day cycles are mixed. They
cancel each other over the next 2-3 days. A flat market at this point would
give the tops in the 4 through 10 week cycles a chance to form,
allowing the rally to be reversed in its entirety over the next couple of weeks. A very iffy scenario, but increasingly likely if the market
makes no further progress from here.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Bork
Attack!
As
we all know, the act of borking is what happens when a borkerage firm,
analcyst, shill pumps a stock after the borkerage's trading arm has
accumulated a ton of it, either by design, or by accident. Invariably, the
borking itself causes the stock to top out, because everybody who had even
the slightest inkling to buy the stock, panics, and they all jump in all
at once. Goodbye, pent up demand, if there even was any. The result
is always the same. You get screwed, or borked, because the guy managing
your retirement finds is either too stupid to know better, or he does and
doesn't give a crap, because, after all, it ain't his money!
Doc
will check back on these borkings every so often to illustrate the
aftermath. Remember, ladies and gentlemen, stock borking is what borkers
do. It's their business. Accumulate inventory, mark it up and move it out,
just like any other retailer or wholesaler. They make money the old
fashioned way, advertising, PR, and salesmanship!
Which
brings up a thought, perhaps the greatest borking of all time was when the
NYSE's third largest specialist firm, Meehan, managed to bork itself to
the dumbasses at FleetBoston at the top of the bull market! The deal was
negotiated in late 1999 early 2000, and closed in July 2000. Now that was
a borking for the ages!
No Bork
Report tonight. Stay tuned for Wednesday's edition.
Golden
Stool
The
gold stocks remain in a short cycle down phase as they approach an intermediate
cycle low in the next week or so. This trend has it's wiggles, but
basically it's solid gold.
The cost
of capital is rising. The 6-7
and 10-13 week cycles in bond yields are heading up. The 6 month cycles turning
up. Expect to see the 10 year Treasury yield rocketing
toward 5.75%.
That will make stocks even more insanely overvalued.
The dollar rallied off the channel line, then closed near its low
Tuesday. We'll have to see if it can hold within the channel or whether
the downside mo rules.
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