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We bears, all three of us, experienced quite an
emotional wringer last week. The bulls did their best to ram us and jam
us, but in the end, considering the effort expended, we held our own. The
Dowager was up 68 on the week, at 9840, but off from Friday's high of
9898. The Portfolio Sphincters Index (SPX) closed the week up 5.70
at 1133.28, but off Thursday's high of 1139.50. The Nasty ended with a
weekly gain of 7.36 at 1937.70 after hitting 1960 on Thursday.
The
Dow staged a bit of a Whopsaw Friday, as the Harding Administration
proposed a limit on asbestos liability suits. Supposedly this will help
protect the earnings of America's biggest old line manufacturers, many of
whom are facing enormous asbestos related liability. The index rocketed
through the baseline of a reverse head and shoulders, ran up to a round
number, then ran out of gas, and closed back below the baseline. The financial
media only said that the Dow had a pretty good day. That, shorts
fans, remains to be seen. The failure to hold that breakout should not be
ignored.
The FEED was aggressive
last week, adding $38 billion through repurchase agreements of varying
maturities, from overnight to 28 days. The result was an an increase in
repos held by the Fed, of $2.958 billion over the previous week. They sat
tight on Friday.
The Fed continues to have a problem keeping the
bubble inflated, a problem that began appearing about a month back. Both
M1 and M3 are below levels of a month ago. The Fed, playing Santa Claus,
was adding reserves at a fever pitch in December, holding $50 billion in
repurchase agreements in the week ended January 3. They drained some of
that after the holidays, with holdings dropping to $32.9 billion the week
ended January 17. Last week they began adding again.
Surprise, surprise, the reduction in FEED repo
holdings coincided with the selloff in the stock market that began January
9. After adding last week, the market rebounded a bit. Again, what a
surprise!
But does the FEED really have control of what
happens next? The answer is no. Who does? The boys in the bond pits, who
represent all of the really big money, and really smart money. The big,
smart money, is watching the Fed, and watching every little portent of
economic recovery. What the smart money's been seeing has it worried about
inflation. Last week the ECRI
reported another slight increase in the weekly leading economic indicator
index, the third in a row, in a recovery trend that began in mid-October. Bond
yields marched steadily higher all week and gold
stocks continued to exhibit bullish chart patterns.
The Fed is in a box. Aggressive expansion of the
money supply, or further signs of economic strength, are going to spook
the bond market. But without that expansion of money feeding directly into
the stock market, stocks are dead meat. The portfolio sphincters, by
themselves, are no longer able to support stock prices at these insane
levels. The sheeple no longer believe. The public won't follow the
instructions it hears on Crapvision day after day after day. People are
taking their money and sticking it somewhere else, somewhere
"safe." They simply refuse to cooperate. They hear the desperate
shilling and spewing of the poodits and analcycsts for what it is, a
self serving pack of lies.
SPX Charts
There's been no disruption of the long term
downtrend. The 12-18 month cycle remains in a top. Will it form a weak
right shoulder, or just break down immediately?
The short cycle (13 days to 4 weeks) is
heading up, eating up the Dover Sole. This would be a logical place for a
bounce, but intraday indicators on Friday suggested that the up cycle was
on its last legs. The 10-13 week cycle is going to be no help, as it is
due to turn down hard any day now. Investors will start giving up on some
of that optimism they've exhibited, very soon.
Complacency still reigns. The VIX is in the
low 20's, consistent with a top. The minor uptick in momentum is nowhere
near enough to signal even a short term up turn. Without aggressive Fed
pumping, the gas tank is empty.
On the
weekly chart, the long cycle indicator remains at the same level it
reached in March 2000. The secular trend channel in pink will begin
turning lower as the down phase ahead of us picks up steam. Might we get a
crash like April 2000? By all means.
Bonds
refuse to cooperate with the Fed's efforts to keep interest rates low.
Will they consolidate before moving higher, or just blow the roof off.
Stay tuned this week. A move above 5.10 would signal a breakout to 5.50.
They might pull back to 4.90 first, but that would change nothing.
Gold pulled back last week,
but gold stocks held their own. The stocks tend to lead. The chart says
they're due to take a breather, but the uptrend is extremely powerful.
Look for the HUI to form a high base in the mid 70's, then break out to
new highs in March.
We still
want to keep an eye on the amazin' AMZN and King Walmart. The amazin's had
a bit of a breakout here. I still suspect a Whopsaw, based on the 6 month
cycle indicator saying this is a top. But the shorts may not be through
squeezing themselves yet. I don't know why they do that. Do you? Must be
something to do with masochistic tendencies. Of course market makers
delight in adding to the pain, being primarily motivated by their sadistic
tendencies.
One of the
stoolies likes to refer to the stock market as the S&M. Now I
understand why.
On the
other hand, WMT has the makings of a major Whopsaw, although they may not
be finished messin' with it yet. I've heard traders refer to this as a
distribution spike. If it comes right back down, we stoolies call it the
Finger formation. It's what the portfolio sphincters get when they buy at
the top on a false breakout.
This week
we'll find out whether Walmart gives the sphincters the Finger.
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