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December 30, 2001
Weekend Stool (1/5/02)
The rally continued Friday. We got a tease to the downside at mid-day,
but alas it was just a tease. The Nas finished with a gain of 15 at 2059,
and the SPX was up 7 at 1172. As usual the dipshits stepped in, and
sent the market grinding higher until the end of the day, when they pulled
in their horns just enough to avoid closing at a new rally high. The close
was about halfway up the day's range of 2033 to 2080 on the Nas, and a
little better than halfway on the SPX, where the range was a narrow 1163
to 1176.
As a result of the rally, both indexes are now above their long term
downtrend lines, as well as their 200 day moving averages. Almost everyone
is convinced that the market bottomed in September, that the rally is a
precursor to economic recovery, and that we are in the early stages of a
new bull market. I see it as a flatulence driven gas explosion resulting
from furious Feed flatus pumping, which is resulting in gross distortions
and financial destabilization. (I've been reading Noland
for too long.) It can go on for awhile, but portfolio sphincters and less
nimble traders chasing the rally are going to be sorely disappointed in
the not too distant future.
The assumption from these parts is that the Nas remains in a bear
market, the dumbass 20% gain is a bull market, rule of thumb
notwithstanding. Unless and until the May high is broken the primary trend
is assumed to be down. If it breaks it, then after the fact, we'll know
that, yes indeed Virginia, there is a bull. By the same token, there's no
question now that the intermediate trend is still up at the moment.
However, there are a couple of things going on cyclically which are not
apparent unless you look at linear regression or momentum based
indicators. There's a major intermediate cycle that lasts typically from
12 to 18 months low to low. The indicator at the top of the Nas chart,
above, filters price movements so that this wave can be seen clearly. It
shows the spread between one year and two year time series. Surprise,
surprise, it's been rising since the March 2001 low, and it is now just as
high as it was at the top of the bubble in March of 2000. The up phase
manifests on the price chart as only a slowing in the downtrend. But if
the market seems insane and frothy to you, that's because psychology has
actually been growing more bullish and speculative for nearly 10 months.
Cyclically, the market is in a wildly speculative top phase atmosphere.
This is why we are seeing such extreme high levels of bullishness in so
many sentiment measures. Cash that has even the remotest chance of being
earmarked for stocks has pretty much been committed.
Same goes for the intermediate trend. The intermediate cycle is often
5-6 months or 10-12 months from low to low, although there's a great deal
of variance. I build filters which measure a six month cycle. That catches
most important turns. But it's either going to be early, late, or just
right, depending in which cycle is dominant. This time it's early, and
instead of a six month wave, perhaps this one will be of the 10 month
variety. Again, this indicator is signaling a top, although clearly it is
early. That's why we use daily and even shorter time frames to fine tune
timing.
The above weekly chart of the SPX leads to the same conclusion with
different indicators. There's just no sign here, regardless of how big
this rally has been, that it is anything other than intermediate in scope.
Now I am damn sorry I grossly underestimated the sucker, but I don't cry
over eaten beans once they're digested and expelled. Gotta get ready for
the next plate.
The oscillators are signaling an intermediate top within a long term
downtrend. You also see two linear regression channels on the chart, one
from the March 2000 high through Friday, in blue. The other, in the red
box, is drawn from the May 2001 high through Friday. Notice that the slope
of the more recent channel does not deviate one iota from the long term
channel. If this rally were part of a major reversal, I would have
expected to see the shorter, more recent channel to have shown some sign
of at least softening it's downward trajectory after 8 months.
So there's the case for the bear market not being over, in terms of the
big picture. Now the short term.
There's enough going on on the daily charts to make a bear very
uncomfortable. Bears have been doing a lot of crapitulating lately, and
that has contributed to the markets upward march. It's partly related to
that old bugaboo of record short interest. In a very real sense, there's a
shortage of stocks, since just about everything's been hypothecated and
sold twice. And as we all learned in childhood, he who sells what isn't
his'n must buy it back or go to prison."
So we have the Nas breaking out all over the place creating a vicious
cycle of short covering, and more breakouts, and more short covering. The
question that remains, is "Has there been enough short covering to
ease the squeeze." Certainly, judging by what stoolies have
been saying on the Stool
Pigeons Wire, and by my own painful experience, the answer is mmmm-maybe.
There's an overbought reading on the 4, 6-7 Week Cycle oscillator that has
a pretty good record of coinciding with short term cycle peaks. But what
is really troubling is the configuration of the 10-13 week cycle ozzie. I
don't have to tell you what that looks like. Portfolio sphincters are
certainly familiar with it. They've been identifying it for the past 18
months. To them the stock market is all bottom, all the time. Just keep
buying. Joe fund investor, however, may be slowly but surely taking back
his toys, because the sphincters keep destroying them. It's like,
"Those shmucks loved Enron all the way down. I ain't leavin' my money
with them any more. Screw them! I'm puttin' it in the bonk!"
A point I've raised before is that I expect this upturn in the 10-13 to
be just like the one last summer, a "dreaded sideways up phase".
That's where the psychological cycle is bullish and speculative, but
prices work only sideways or worse, because longer term cycles and secular
forces are overpowering positive cyclicality. The public's steadily
growing mistrust of the whores on Wall Street is just one of those forces.
The SPX chart below presents pretty much the same picture. The short cycle
has turned up again. It could run another 1-3 days, or it could top out
Monday. The 10-13 week cycle has been headed up for 3 weeks. If this
cycle is symmetrical in time, then we're in big trouble. The top could be
3 or 4 weeks away, or Monday could be the blowoff. There should be a ton
of resistance in the 1180 -1200 range.
Finally we take our usual look at sentiment and momentum. This is the more
conventional TA that most people are familiar with. The VIX continues to
ride along at levels indicative of complacency consistent with a top.
Meanwhile, momentum in this rally is... well, there isn't any. The market
is running on fumes. or something. There's just no thrust. It's more like
a residual sling shot from the initial impulse of the September low,
latecomers getting in off a high base, but with a lot less boing. The
negative divergences are growing. There's a chance they could resolve to
the upside, but it would take a mammoth breakout to do that. More often
than not, this type of momentum non-confirmation is a prerequisite for a
selloff.
Finally, I'll leave you with the secret weapon chart. It's easy
to understand and it never lies. There's a little more room on the upside,
but unless the red and blue lines start heading up together, we're not
going far, let's say 1185. If they get to 1200 and reverse, you'll hear
the bell.
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