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American Academy of Stock Proctology
Friday morning I got a call from Japanese Finance
Minister Masajuro Shiokawa. He wanted to know my ideas on the
Japanese stock market's problems. I spent several minutes chatting with
him, explaining stock proctology as it applies to the Japan's stock
market. When we were finished Minister Shiokawa thanked me for my opinion,
and bid me goodbye. Later, he issued the following statement to the
international financial press:
Japan "must stop [the market slide]… it is
outrageous… The market is loosening and loosening like having diarrhea.
Japan has become a gambling house for short sellers."
When short sellers here in the US saw this
statement crossing the wires, they became so worried, they began taking
profits, covering their short positions en masse.
This was the result.
By now you have read all kinds of explanations,
excuses, and interpretations pertaining to this rally. Now you know the
true story.
The question on the minds of bears is whether
this little squeeze is going to turn into something more significant. At
this point it certainly doesn't look that way, but another day that closes
with strong gains could change that. Short covering rallies in bear
markets are the mirror image of profit taking in bull markets. They're
scary, but they usually don't last long, and they don't disturb the trend.
Meanwhile there's nothing wrong with taking something off and stepping
back from the table
For now this appears to be no more than a short
cycle bounce fed by an upturn in the 13 day cycle, and what appears to be
a sideways up phase - a consolidation - in the 6-7 week cycle. The
conventional wisdom among portfolio sphincters is characterized by this
quote that Robert Robbins, chief investment strategist at SunTrust
Robinson Humphrey gave to Reuters: ``It looks like the accounting
concerns, with regard to the biggest-cap companies like GE, Tyco, are
subsiding, and as such, the bears are going to be hard-pressed to keep
this issue rolling.''
Then there was Steve Case's loudly announced
purchase of a million shares of A HOL Time Wastin. Here's what a sphincter
had to say about that: ``Steve Case buying back AOL stock with his own
money sends a very positive signal to investors,'' said Erik Gustafson, a
manager at Stein Roe & Farnham Inc., which has $30 billion. ``It's
recognition from a person who would know best that his company is
undervalued.''
Pardon me while I vomit.
This "insider confidence" trick is as
old as the hills, dating back to the Crash of 1929. It is an attempt to
manipulate the public through the media. These purchases, if indeed they
are even carried out, are meaningless in the big picture.
Finally, the VIX, a sentiment indicator related
to options volatility, dropped immediately back to levels indicating
extreme complacency, as soon as the market rallied Friday afternoon. As
long as this kind of mental institutional denial is all pervasive, the
market cannot mount a meaningful rally, let alone put in a bottom. My
guess, based on cyclical patterns, is that we'll see a a couple days to a
couple weeks of choppy sideways movement. The upside should be limited to
a few per cent above current levels and the market should continue to have
a downward bias. The probability is that the next two weeks may not be conducive
to the 1000 point down day, but it can't be ruled out either.
The Dow is still stuck on the Hunchback's
neckline, which is one of the reasons for all the furious posturing. Once
the hunchback falls over, he can't get up. So the Big 3 who control
the Dow, and all other interested parties, continue to paint a pretty
picture in the hopes of camouflaging the fact that the market overall is a
disaster.
As far as the Feed is concerned, Al and the FBI*
were relatively inactive last week, adding a net of only 143 million to
outstanding repo agreements and just over a billion to government securities
held outright. M1 is down by 10 billion over the last 4 weeks and M3 is up
33 billion. Something is creating credit excess. It does not appear to be
the Fed. Might it be Fannie and Fred? No wonder the real estate bubble is
alive and well.
Over the next 15 days, 23 billion in Fed
repurchase agreements are coming due. On average, the Feed will need to
add $11 billion per week in repos just to maintain the status quo. Given
the liquidity needs of a financial system in crisis, they would have to
add a helluva lot more than that to move the stock market. It ain't gonna
happen. The bond market has stabilized some as 13 week bills have moved up
in yield from 1.54 to 1.70 over the past month. Bond traders are watching
the Fed for signs of inflationary monetary ease. The Fed will do its best
to keep bond yields at bay by cooperating with that market. The stock
market is secondary, at this point.
*Financial Bubble Inc.
SPX Charts
The weekly chart of the SPX
shows a market in a long term secular downtrend, with no sign of an end
any time soon. The only question is what will ultimately be the slope of
the long term channel, in pink, which just turned down over the last four
weeks.
The VIX is back in top territory, signaling
that portfolio sphincters and other bulls still have their heads stuck...
uh..., in the sand, yeah that's it. Mo continues to head gradually south.
There's no sign of a meaningful rally here.
The
cycle charts have a new feature, a wild guess as to number of periods to
the next turn, in days for the shortest cycles, weeks (W) or months (M)
for the longer ones. Is Doc a wild and crazy guy, or just a glutton for
punishment?
SPX
Cycle
Conditions as of 2/8/02
Cycle
Phase/PTT
Target
6-10
Month
Down/1-4M
830
10-13
Week
Down/2-6W
1030
6-7
Week
SWU/1-3W
1120-40
20-25
Days
Down/7-12
1045
8,13
Day
SWU/4
1120
PTT - Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Nasdaq
Charts
This
is a weekly picture of the Nasty downtrend. The Nas has been in an 18
month cycle up phase since last spring. The September collapse probably
would not have happened in the absence of the terrorist attack. It was an
exogenous non-cyclical event which exacerbated the tail end of an
intermediate cycle downtrend. The up phase only recently topped out. If
that was the up phase, I can't wait to see the down.
The
short cycles signal that the Nas will try and consolidate around current
levels for at least a few days. That's all. The red channel may, in
reality be sloped down more sharply than drawn. Do not mistake the wave
edge band for support. It's just a red line on a computer screen.
PTT
- Periods Till Turn
L-Low,
H-High
*SWD=
Sideways Down Phase- Trading Range
SWU=Sideways Up
p: preliminary
Too Early: Too soon to project
Golden
Stool
Now
that gold has made it back to the front pages, this phase of the rally is
probably in its final stages. But this is a fine looking chart. Gold
prices are not going to collapse the way they did after the last two big
rallies. They will pull back and then advance again. As for when the
pullback will start, what do I look like, the amazing Kreskin?
This
is a tough one. How long can we bears buck this trend? I say four more
weeks. If the buck is under 120 four weeks from now, regardless of what it
does in the interim, that is probably the final high. But if the dollar
strengthens again with long term mo confirming, the dollar index will see
130 and higher. Seems unthinkable. In fact it is. It's finished.
The
Fed has eased off the gas in the last six weeks, and suddenly the bond
market is not so spooked. Yes, yields have made a long term bottom, but
the 10 year yield is probably going to consolidate in the 4.75 to 5.0
range for a long time, before the next big move up.
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